Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Just leave me to my Trolls, I vant to be alone.


Troll: Master, Richards has contacted you again…what should I do!
Dr Doom: Shut up you fool. I want no contact with him. I have divorced myself from contact with other human beings. They are not worthy of my notice. I am king of all I survey. None may gainsay me in my domain. Here I sit with you my faithful trolls. I need no other social intercourse.
Troll: Yes master…..can I tell him to suck my dick…that his life is just a suckfest.
Dr. Doom: Yes my pretty go right ahead and disrupt all of his communications. I will not stop you. Richards can complain all he wants. I do not deign to notice him. Facile conversation with intelligent correspondents bores me. That is why I prefer you my Trolls.
Troll: Thank you Master, praise you master….you are our precious….all praise to you.
Dr. Doom: Enough you swine….prepare my bath before I whip you to an inch of misbegotten life.
Trolls: Yes Master….I live to serve.

3 comments:

chickelit said...

Trollop!

chickelit said...

I didn't mean anything with that comment, I just thought it was neat word: trollop

Trooper York said...

Assante Samuel can tell you that you can pull a hamstring if you backpeddle too fast dude.