Monday, June 29, 2009

Who do you want to slap on the cuffs?












Which police woman would you want to slap on the cuffs if you know what I mean? It's time for a strip search and a cavity search and you know who you want to check you out. The nominees:
Lucy Bates from Hill St. Blues. A tall drink of water but all woman. Big girl, little picture.

Cagney from Cagney and Lacy before she stopped drinking and went all feminist on ya.

Christie Love that sweet piece of brown sugar from "Get Christie Love."

Faith Yokas the Blue collar guys girl from Third Watch.

And the one, the only the real police woman, Angie.

You make the call and I will not try to influence you by posting photos that will indicate who I am voting for. I wouldn't try and cheat like that.

17 comments:

Jason (the commenter) said...

Eww

Eww

Eww

Eww

Eww!

We don't even get the nice police lady on Dexter!

Ralph L said...

If she's doing a cavity search, I'll take the one with the shortest fingernails, please.

I watched all those shows. Gak!

You forgot Peggy Lipton of the Mod Squad.

Trooper York said...

Hey I can't include everybody. You only get five choices. So I had to include something for everyone. I have the hot black chick. The lesbian. The big blonde with the tranny vibe. The blue collar chick with the dese dem and dose vibe. And the hottest woman ever to play a cop on TV.

Just sayn' Not that I want to influence the vote or anything.

Ralph L said...

Are we supposed to choose based on what they looked like now, or back then, cuz Angie and Sharon are looking the worse for wear these days?
Yokas changed overnight when they started doing better eye makeup on her, so she'd look hot and not butch-dykey.

Ralph L said...

But Peggy's look is back in style!
Actually, I hate the straight, stringy hair/hip-hugger hippy chicks, but at least they didn't pluck their eyebrows.
Has anyone ever rebroadcast "Policewoman"? With all the crap they show now, it's a shame the better old shows don't get out more.

Trooper York said...

Of course you have to pick them when they were at their prime.

You know just about 40. Old enough to know better but young enough to want it do it right. Yeaaaahhhh!!!!

Trooper York said...

Peggy Lipton always looked like a malnurished junkie to me. But hey I like a woman with some meat on her bones.

Trooper York said...

But when I do a "dirty hippie chick" poll I will be sure to include Peggy.

Jason (the commenter) said...

Are we supposed to choose based on what they looked like now, or back then,

They are going to put their fingers inside your butt in as clinical a way as possible. Every straight man's fantasy, I'm sure.

"Who do you want to jam their fingers up your butt?"

This is probably the worst poll ever, but I'm laughing my ass off thinking about it.

And women voters get to consider an extra cavity!

As Trooper York says "Yeaaaahhhh!!!!"

Unknown said...

Oh man this one isn't even close. I cast the first vote, it seems.

Darcy said...

I think I'm skipping this poll.

Christie Love, though. Sugar.

Trooper York said...

Hey when your an old guy you have to have your postrate massaged every so often. So why not a hot chick? Just sayn'

Trooper York said...

Darcy you ain't old enough to remember Christie Love.

dbp said...

Those ladies are nice, but how about someone more, you know, from this century?

How about Sarah Shahi

Yow!

Unknown said...

Hmm. Maybe I should start watching TV.

Darcy said...

I think I might be recalling peering at the show from my crib, Trooper.
;-)

blake said...

I've never heard of Sarah Shahi, dbp.

Google image search is sooo illuminating!