Ming the Merciless: So earth man. You feeble resistance will avail you naught. You are totally under the power of Ming the Merciless. Your bones will litter Mongo.
Dale Arden: Oh Flash what will we do?
Flash Gordon: Don’t worry I will figure a way out of this. We must resist the might of the evil ones. If I fall the resistance must continue. Don’t be like those who are afraid to speak out. Fight the tyrant.
Princess Aura: What are you going to do with him your Majesty! He is too tasty to just kill out of hand.
Dale Arden: Leave him alone Princess Oral, he’s mine.
Princess Aura: That’s Aura you skanky bitch. And it is up to the Merciless one. Of course he really had no mercy he would let him bone your boney ass.
Ming the Merciless: Silence you foolish women. The earth man must die. But first, a little Mongo.
Flash Gordon: Oh crap.
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Merciless!
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