Tuesday, June 9, 2009

No Mr. Bond. I expect you to blog.


Auric Goldfinger: [to Bond, who is about to be cut in half by a laser] There is nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know.
James Bond: Well, you're forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, others will come in my place. Trolls to be precise.
Auric Goldfinger: I had thought you would offer your services free of charge Mr. Bond. In fact I would think you would contribute to my super villain fund. I have Pay Pal you know.
James Bond: Why would I help you increase your ill gotten gains when you are already so rich?
Auric Goldfinger: You just appreciate the work that I do.Others do. You know I expect I would even win a poll. Oh well it will soon be over.
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

2 comments:

chickelit said...

But of course James escapes, unlased.

When are you going to write something about bloggerlady?

Trooper York said...

Read the last line of the Irene Adler post and you will have your answer.