President
Obama says “It could have been me.”
“Ladies and gentlemen
thank you for being here today.”
“I have been asked to
express my opinion on this tragic situation and I have thought long and hard
about what to say about it. I thought
about not addressing it but in the end I felt I had to speak out.”
“Please stop
abusing Kayne. I could have been him 35 years ago. I could have hooked up with
a slutty white bitch with a big ass. I mean they were all over me in college.
They wanted a little jungle fever but not with a scary Fity Cent type. You know
a nice clean presentable non-threatening brother. With good weed. That was me
all over man. I got a lot of pale poontang back in the day.”
“In my life
I have had much the same problems as Kayne. I like to sing and dance even though
it makes me look kind of faggy. I mean I am so good I could be a waiter at
Paula Deen’s wedding. You think my boys let me get away with that shit. Haters
gotta hate.”
“Plus all
the crap he had to take when he interrupted Taylor Swift. The same crap all you
fools pulled on me when I interrupted Hillary. Let a black man assert hisself
and all you pansies in the press wet your panties.”
“So in
conclusion I have to say give a brother a break. Stop busting on Kanye. I could
have been Kayne.”
“Thank you
and God Damn America.”
25 comments:
Obama Sr. was from a village in West Kenya.
Hmmm....
Chip, that's the kind of Annagram last seen on pajamas.
*whoosh*
I just felt a breeze above my head.
I threw this on Lem's site. I want to give him some content which has nothing to do with TOP.
I hope they appreciate it.
I like to sing and dance even though it makes me look kind of faggy.
Revised copy could read: I like to sing and dance even though it makes me look even more faggy.
Meade said...
"self-justifying belief that none of it was their fault at all."
Nice but your theory is 180 degrees wrong. Rits.
It was all my fault. She wanted to shut down the comments back in 2009 when we got together. There was a lot of ugliness. People attacked her kids, her ex husband, and her friends. Remember Maxine Weiss. Crack went off the rails. Titus kept breaking character, his hostility spilling out. On and on. Mary, Trooper York, and others would pose as her friend but could barely contain their seething envy, anger, and hatred.
I kept talking her out of it and she wanted me to be happy. The comments entertained me and fed my desire for narcissistic supply. I couldn't quit.
But finally she saw the real truth and the monster that I had created and she took decisive action. And we are all better off for it.
So blame me. It was my fault.
Sorry.
July 21, 2013 at 3:50 PM
Time for a jog. I'm training to catch up to Darcy.
the monster that I had created
Nice, I like the way he takes credit for Althouse's hard work in building up her blog over the years and the commentariat that was there for HER, certainly not for him.
What a jackass egomaniac.
The claim that Althouse never wanted commenters would be hilarious if it weren't so damned pathetic.
WTF are café threads all about? Why are there any tags for commenters? Why front-page stuff from the comments?
For that matter, how did she ever happen to notice Wonderful Bissage, Fabulous Palladian, and Marvelous Meade if she paid no attention to commenters?
It's so fucking preposterous that it's frightening to thing that anyone can be that delusional and not be in an institution.
OK, sure, the UW is an institution.
Oh, and while I'm ranting, there's this...
Remember what she said to everyone who complained that she did nothing to deter "J"? She said, just scroll by. But now, all of a sudden, she can't scroll by a couple of "haters"?
That's about a kiloton of bullshit right there, but some people are lapping it up like it's chocolate sauce.
Marriage is an institution, too.
Did I mention that Friday was my 44th wedding anniversary?
I got paroled early for bad behavior.
E. P. - better train some more, Darce is fast, fast I tells ya!
For that matter, how did she ever happen to notice Wonderful Bissage, Fabulous Palladian, and Marvelous Meade if she paid no attention to commenters?
Don't forget Dear Reader!
Before my time, chick.
Bissage, too, but I've learned about him from you.
I didn't see this crap until a little while ago and I just can't believe it.
I am disposed the hold my fire still because the more you let Meade talk the more he hangs himself.
I would sign on to DBQ's points but I think we are talking to the wall.
I notice that Freeman Hunt seems to not have a problem with Meade's antics so I guess he continues to get a free pass.
Makes Lem's place much less appealing.
Just sayn'
But, but, I've been told that Meade is an "all-star commenter"!
By now any referee would've stopped the bludgeoning Ritmo is administering.
I will say that it is interesting that two ultra liberal posters in Shiloh and ritmo are roasting Meade and the evil blogger lady.
One thing that left and right can agree on. They suck. Ha.
Good point. I don't think I have ever endorsed anything either of them have written before now.
Meade was never a good commenter. His own blog was a series of videos.
He is a good grifter though. He managed to isolate the EBL so that she is dependent on him and his view of the world. It is a shame that she doesn't have any friends or family that cared enough about her to keep him from getting his claws into an elderly ladies estate.
It's like one of those tele-novelas.
And there he goes. His response to a series of unchecked blows.....a Young Frankenstein video.
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
If you wanted to claim you were "putting on" someone and did a desperate YouTube search, the first thing to pop up at the word "putting" is that video.
Hey let's do some videos!
Let's put on a show!
I have a barn!
Oh, right, I sold that.
I've got a tiny shed - but you are all welcome to use it.
Puppet show!
No, Troop, not penis puppets. *sigh*
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