She often did it in the dangest places because she picked the dangest places to take a bath. But that was only because she wore old fashioned underwear that became so famous they named the town after it.
Yes she loved to rub that pussy.
Whose that girl?
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 282 of 282Okay, so where's Troop?
Icepick promised a new post, dammit.
Troopski is shopping for frilly undergarments or something.
Claims it's for the store.
Whatever, dude, whatever...
Dear Mr. Sixty: I wrongfully accused you of having written a book. I meant to type "Roger", but it came out "Sixty" because autocorrect. Or something.
He's working on finding exact piece of cartoon porn or tata pic to make the next post perfect.
Or he's hung over.
At least I hope that's what he's doing. I don't need to see his moobs again.
No probs, Haz - I have written a book, one comment at a time.
It's filthier than Conrad Dobler schtoinking Inga.
People. People. PEEEEEPULLLL!!!
Ahem. Thankew.
Now that I have your attention, I'd like to point out that while everybody's focusing on TOP they're losing sight of what's really important.
Lori and Gunilla's tv mom was Betty Rubble.
Betty Rubble, see? There's a subtle message here that requires us to read deeply and think more carefully. Or is it "read more carefully and think deeply"? That always confuses me.
Anyway, do I have to draw you a picture?
Of course not. Troop's already got plenty of those.
Hey windbag, Ecclesiastes was an old man. Of course everything was weariness to him. Why, he couldn't even get it up! Some wisdom.
There's a subtle message here that requires us to read deeply and think more carefully.
Good thing you put that in italics.
Yeah, but could he get the lid off the jar?
Good thing you put that in italics.
I just hope I don't get sued for copyright infringement.
At least I hope that's what he's doing. I don't need to see his moobs again.
If he cropped the picture better....
How 'bout that side boob? That turn you on? Well it shouldn't because that's my side boob. Goodnight everybody!
There was a time when I could get it up AND get the lid off the jar in one motion!...there was a time....
While we might not be as smart as hill folk, we are a damn sight tougher, just sayin'.
I don't know about that. The woman next door had a baby a couple of years ago. The kid came out sideways. She didn't even whimper, but she did stand straight up in the stirrups.
As far as smarts go, I think the jury's still out. There's a guy down at the gas station who moved here from Mississippi. When he did, he raised the average IQ in both states.
Thanks Professor ChipS!!
DBQ, I think that Basque in you is a big part of it. They have resented Spain for generations and grudge is probably part of their DNA now.
Good comment, Mr. Spinelli.
You have permission to submit another.
chapter 4. still trying to figure out who's being taken for granted.
and why.
why is the big one.
her husband is a former seal and a cop?
When you get to Chapter 21 you'll learn what an incredible stud he is.
former seals and cops have to be studs don't they?
She didn't take law classes with Annie Fannie did she?
You mean Caroline Spencer? That would be a great running bit in future books--"That reminds me of my old con law prof...."
We should take turns writing chapters.
SEAL blasts drunken crazed law prof.
SEAL blasts creepy dog toucher.
SEAL nukes building full of smelly hippies.
I better get back to work...
Yeah, Caroline. LOL. I'm terrible at names in books.
I just finished the 4th book by Paul Doiron and I can only remember the the main character's name because the books are subtitled with it.
SEAL observes crazy drunken german broad in three way with crazy drunken law prof and crazy drunken dog toucher.
SEAL vomits.
How about Madhouse as a title?
CEO, I'm terrible @ names in books also. And, Leslyn was a Federal Probation Officer, not an attorney. I was not a Navy Seal or cop.
Sixty, I'll run the collaborative book by my bride. She's @ the US Attorney's golf outing today. You see, there's not a lot of litigation in Wi., Mn., ND, during the summer. And NOTHING happens on Fridays during the summer. The litigation season is Sept-Nov. and Jan-May.
Hey, spinelli!
No interaction w/ other commenters!
Now show me some good faith. You know what I like to hear.
Chip, behave.
He can direct a comment to me if he wants.
I say so, that's why.
Clutterer.
Clutterer
You have no idea. But I'm trying to do better.
Don't hit me again. I can't bear it.
Trooper York said...
I don't care all that much but you guys seem to have proved that Inga is a sock puppet.
And an elaborate one at that.
At this point anything is possible. When you are fucking psychotic, your lunacy knows no bounds.
Sock puppet, meat puppet, whatevs...
Trooper York said...
It is extremely amusing that Inga is posting there. I just have to laugh.
If it is the historical Inga it is only a matter of time until she blows up.
If it is an imposter sock-puppet Inga than you will see these mock intellectual posts.
It is just vastly amusing the Inga is a commenter in the new and improved comment section.
I have not stopped laughing all morning.
I went over there to look and yup. It's her. Unbelievable that TOP would think her a worthy commenter of any note. I guess being a nutcase is infectious or they are just desperate for hits.
El Pollo Raylan said...
I need someone to call me an asshole or something.
Not in New York, Picasso.
Isn't that the equivalent of saying hello at this point?
Clutterer.
Too much cream and sugar here. This blog is serious. Straight-edge. Hardcore. Bitter black coffee.
Black as the blackest blackboard of black night.
You breezy wisecrackers, playful socializers, underminers of seriousness and blunters of edge: you're expelled.
I spit you out.
Guy from Jersey walks up to me.
Says he is homesick, really wants to talk to someone from home.
I said "Fuck you!"
He said "Hey, you from Jersey too?"
windbag said...
I found a tick on my leg yesterday. I burned that sumbitch.
Damn, son, you only got two chances at that. Why not just get some tweezers and remove the tick itself?
No need for a tweezer to get rid of a stuck on tick. If he attaches to you, then he's secreted his glue to your skin. Then all you have to do is roll him around gently under your finger for about 30 seconds to a minute and he will hate that and pop right off.
Wow.
Not just dismissed, fired or banned...but spat out.
I salute the vigor of yahsu's writing.
If he attaches to you, then he's secreted his glue to your skin. Then all you have to do is roll him around gently under your finger for about 30 seconds to a minute and he will hate that and pop right off.
It's like Saturday nights at the Meadhouse.
A little lube...a little wine...some tissues....
I salute the vigor of yahsu's writing.
Don't be a wiseasscracker. [Cracks whip.]
Nobody told me there'd be whips in this dungeon.
Behave when yashu's around, or else!
The Althouse comments read like Inga and Althouse are both talking to themselves. Althouse appears to be enjoying it because she imagines a bunch of heads nodding in unison. Inga looks more lonely and pathetic than ever -- she should wise up and learn to play nicer at a place that at least pays her some attention.
Lawny love, please remove these wisecrackers, clutterers, users, and losers from my sight.
Then follow them. They need to be roughed up a little, to learn their lesson.
They need to be roughed up a little, to learn their lesson.
It's never worked before.
Could someone tell me--briefly--what it is that Mary supposedly did to Annie that caused trouble that was evil?
It seems like every time Mary popped up--or really popped up anyway--I was busy taking a break elsewhere.
I was reminded of it in Chickie's comment...where he talks about AA imagining all those nodding heads. And I started thinking what hell her classes might well be.
Two Forty Nine!
What are we talking about? Same old shit?
Well, there's some discussion of whipping, some discussion of the lovely and gracious Mrs. Spinelli's book...some discussion about why Trooper is shopping for frilly undergarments...
I think that's it...
The nodding heads in the classroom are students nodding off. After a couple blogging heads I could no longer watch her any more. I can't even imagine an entire semester. Ironic a con law prof submits her students to cruel and unusual punishment.
CEO, in this last instance what Mary was doing was posting the same comment over and over again, 50, 60, 70 times, putting them up faster than they could be deleted.
She is an extremely abusive character, and she has caused at least two other blogs that I know of to cease operating. She goes after people's children and other dependents, makes threatening noises (all carefully couched for deniability later) about reporting people to the police for abusing their children, et cetera. She really is completely toxic, and for all the talk of AA having mental problems, they pale next to Mary's. A truly psychopathic personality.
And I started thinking what hell her classes might well be.
Yeah, but that's the vast majority of classes, so that wouldn't be particularly notable.
Mary is a real psycho of which there is no doubt.
But the problem is that Evil Blogger Lady lumps everyone in with her. She has been around before and been much worse. What rankled was the conservatives who went after her for gay marriage and the anti-men posting. In fact even liberals who are actual men like Ritmo went after her in a big way. She couldn't take it.
Teachers are not used to dealing with the real world. It is as simple as that.
I just have a problem with people who let what happened with Palladian slide like it was no big deal. That is the true face of the unsavory couple from Madison.
They are not nice people. Evil in fact. They are the maggots that cause the rotted flesh of America.
It is as simple as that.
Meade is demanding to know what outlandish things he's said over at Lem's. Prove your assertions or apologize!
"I spit you out."
HA. Yashu. That was funny.
"POST WHAT I HAVE DONE WRONG HERE (which of course I'll never let see the light of day) OR RETRACT!"
I know I shouldn't acknowledge the trolls, but damnit, these assholes really need at least a few people to tell them to fuck off. And since Pasta seems to be offline at the moment....
You rock, Ice.
And Sixty. lol
LOL icepick. That makes the comment I wrote out and deleted (trooper told me I needed to let it go!) seem civil.
Yeah, Sixty wins.
And I guess we're back to Pollo's containment strategy.
trooper told me I needed to let it go!
OUR trooper?
Our you feeling well, TY?
(that's what she said)
CEO, I'm half West Virginian, and I come from a particularly mean branch. You should see the stuff I don't publish. It'd curdle milk in the breast.
Hey, Hi Larry! Lurk much?
Is he referencing stuff from here again?
Could be. Who knows. He's acting like a kid who got IcyHot put in his jock in the locker room.
I didn't--don't--see it.
What are you thinking of, Mr. Haz?
He made a comment that I thought alluded to reading this blog. I could be wrong. And the comment has been deleted by its author.
He's acting like a kid who got IcyHot put in his jock in the locker room.
He has a jock?
It may be an accessory.
Please don't ever hate me, Sixty.
Sixty Grit wrote: Eventually she will eat the poison mushrooms you prepare for her and you will inherit the vast Althouse estate.
Hey, that's like what the southern belles tried to do to Clint Eastwood in "The Beguiled." They hated him because he cheated on them, not because he was a Yankee.
No kidding, Darcy. If he ever got after me, I'd have to delete him or something.
Darcy, I really don't hate Meade, but I do tire of his bad behavior. So I send a few rude pixels his way to try to keep his verbal abuse out of any place I might see it. He should be ashamed, were such a thing possible.
And you, Ms. Darce, I have nothing but favorable thoughts towards you - you have taught me much and been there when I needed picking up. You are the best.
And you look pretty darned nice, even for a non-cousin, just sayin'...
@ E. P. - I was riffing on the old joke about the guy who had been widowed (widowered?) three times. First one - ate poison mushrooms, died. Second one, same thing. Third one? Fell down the stairs, broke her neck. She wouldn't eat the poison mushrooms. Plus there is the tie-in with Larry's closeness to the soil, so to speak.
Hmm, what is that line about what we find funny reveals something about our personality? Yeah, I used to find divorce humor very funny. But I'm not bitter...
Icepick said...
CEO, in this last instance what Mary was doing was posting the same comment over and over again, 50, 60, 70 times, putting them up faster than they could be deleted.
She is an extremely abusive character, and she has caused at least two other blogs that I know of to cease operating. She goes after people's children and other dependents, makes threatening noises (all carefully couched for deniability later) about reporting people to the police for abusing their children, et cetera. She really is completely toxic, and for all the talk of AA having mental problems, they pale next to Mary's. A truly psychopathic personality.
So Mary is Inga or vice versa.
Hey - E. P. - you didn't mention the bit about the riding mower. Come on, that's a good one!
Like when I bought my new house - I had my sons come over and help me take the wheels off of it.
In fact, I got so rich I put carpet in the bathroom. Next year I might run it all the way down to the house!
Sixty Grit said...
Darcy, I really don't hate Meade, but I do tire of his bad behavior. So I send a few rude pixels his way to try to keep his verbal abuse out of any place I might see it. He should be ashamed, were such a thing possible.
Lem should outsource Meade containment to you, Sixty.
I am good for a bit of containment now and again, but I appreciate any help I can get.
Lem should grow a pair and be a bit more decisive. Yeah, that's going to happen...
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