Saturday, July 13, 2013

Why didn't Darcy inform us of this?



Martina Hingis is a big old slutbag.

Her husband is accusing her of being a "Serial Adulterer" which does not mean she sticks Captain Crunch in her cooze. No she is banging everything she can get her hands on instead of sticking with her hubby.

Now the guy is described as a "French Equistian" which is translated as a French guy who likes horses. So maybe Martini figured that he married her under false pretenses or something.

Anyway why didn't Darcy tell us that tennis is like "The Real Housewives?"

8 comments:

blake said...

Awash in testosterone and traveling many months out of the year?

I haven't been this shocked since I found out Arnie wasn't faithful to Maria!

ndspinelli said...

blake, That was my first thought. She looks like she has been juicing for awhile.

Chip S. said...

Really? I didn't know silicone had that effect.

The Dude said...

Maria? I thought he married Skeletor!

blake said...

He did! Maria Skeletor? Of the Boston Skeletors?

The Dude said...

John F'ing Skeletor! First cousin of Lurch.

*cue the harpsichord music*

Icepick said...

How does Martina look these days? Back in the day I would have been happy to have been her boy toy. Love me and leave me, baby!

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Oh, I'm seeing some comments about current physique now. Well, I'm sure her and A-Rod will be quite happy together.

Darcy said...

This is not Darcy just sayin'

It's because she has boobs, isn't it? Isn't ITTTTTTT!!!!?