So former Knicks guard Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens who poked at his orifices. No he didn't get fisted by a bunch of Mexican Day Laborers in the back of a pickup after they met in front of Home Depot. That's Titus Saturday night.
He claims that an alien space ship abducted by aliens when he was traveling between Las Vegas and Los Angles. And how does everyone identify him. As Ex-Knick Baron Davis. Look he was an Ex-
Golden State Warrior, LA Clipper, Charlotte Hornet and Cleveland Cavalier. This happens all the time. If a guy played for a New York Team and he does something wrong they always identify him as an ex-New Yorker. Even if the bulk of his career is form somewhere else.
A guy can play for the Yankees for two weeks and that is how he will always be identified. I mean they always call Rodger Clemens a "Ex-Yankee" when he is really an "Ex-Red Sox. This bullshit goes on all the time.
Now this nudnick is saying he got abducted by aliens. Com'on really you know you can never believe anything a guy name Baron has to say. What the fuck is the matter with you?
Jeeez.
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I've driven that LA to Vegas stretch. It does seem like a perfect area for alien abductions. They probably drop them back off in downtown Vegas.
I mean they always call Rodger Clemens a "Ex-Yankee" when he is really an "Ex-Red Sox.
Yeah, well that's probably b/c he was on the decline in Boston, then found a Miracle Cure in Toronto that he parlayed into a big NYY contract to become a Lord of the Rings.
Just like Bartolo Colon. (Well, except for the ring part.)
You just want to be hanging around in case someone wants to probe your orifices.
We have seen your type before Spinelli.
Don't worry, tho, Troop.
You've got a few more years before they start calling ARod an "Ex-Yankee".
Unless Cashman can use this latest thing to get out of that contract.
That prostate exam yearly is enough for me, thanks. When I switched to a woman doc it was easier because she has smaller fingers. Then, last year, she taught me to pretend I'm dropping a deuce and pushing it out, it relaxes the sphincter. Makes it much better..unless you actually drop a deuce.
Titus could have given us all that info if he ever cared about being helpful to anyone.
I coached a kid in baseball who looks just like Bartolo Colon. He's ~30 now. He doesn't like the comparison.
Just how much did that kid weigh, nd?
Never in all my imaginary years of coaching girls' softball have I ever had a player who looked like Bartolo Colon.
Eva Longoria, OTOH, plays a hell of a third base.
If you want a second opinion the doc uses two fingers.
ChipS, He was ~5'10" and ~230lbs. I coached him in Legion ball. He was also a pitcher, and he could bring it!
Sixty, If she uses 2 fingers I will drop a deuce on her.
Did I tell you recently that the Yanks are futureless, Mr. Gittes, futureless? Well, they are. The Mets got Harvey and Zack Wheeler, two YOUNG aces. The Yanks got the geriatric set and then....nuttin. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......
Was Dennis Rodman involved - he is definitely an extraterrestrial.
I wouldn't worry about it, because tomorrow everyone is going to be talking about Victor Cruz wanting to get George Zimmerman - and about his being "confused."
Any post-verdict trouble in your neighborhood, 'pick?
Nope. When I moved the car about a half hour after the verdict there were sirens in the distance, a heated conversation up the street (couldn't tell what it was about), and what may have been a pistol shot on the street behind us. Everything that one expects on any given evening. The "shot" may have been a firecracker, but it did't sound like any of the one's I'd heard this month. We may be poor, but we love blowing shit up as much as the next American!
Very glad to hear it.
The fact that none of the terrible stuff we were told to brace for has happened is the best news of this whole thing, IMO.
I agree with that, Chip S.
It really helped that Florida got doused with rain yesterday and we're supposed to get more today. It's hard to riot in a fucking torrential tropical downpour. Or even a non-fucking torrential tropical downpour.
Also, the authorities had been busting ass all week to keep a lid on things.
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