I know you are all too classy to watch the Real Housewives but there was an epic shit-storm last week on the Real Housewives of New York City.
Noted lunatic Aviva Drescher is famous for being a cunt and for having a artificial leg. She is also a raging hypochondriac who comes up with a new ailment to get out of going on the stupid trips that make up most of the season.
At the year end party it all came to a head and Aviva showed up with her X-rays and doctors reports and in a fit of anger threw her prosthesis out on to the middle of the dance floor.
Of course Aviva is of Scottish origin and was only indulging in that famous old timey pursuit of the clans as she gave a robust example of "Tossing the Femur."
They just use fake legs like they use aluminum bats.
Nobody sticks with the old ways anymore.
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Everybody was laughing.
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