Haircut!? No I'm actually in a damn hospital bed right now going crazy with boredom. Stomach troubles giving me grief again and going to have some nasty tests done tommorow, let's jut say I'll be getting it to both ends. So I've been fine dining on nothing, clearly liquids, or good saline in the IV.
Such fun, the shooting in Oak Creek keeps replaying on CNN. I have on a hospital gown, at least it will flash my lovely butt when the cute doc comes to see me. Just kidding of course Mama, I wouldn't show my butt intentionally, unless it was to an old codger, who might actually appreciate it.
In my experience,"getting it to both ends" was less than pleasant with the lower GI/barium enema routine verging on gruesome. Not something I care to repeat or wish on anyone else. It's my hope you get through this with as much dignity as you can muster and receive the information and answers needed to allow for a return to greater health and well being.
As for caring how much you show off your butt, intentionally or otherwise, I am not your Mama. You are free to do as you wish with your nether regions. I have enough of my own butt to watch and take care of as MamaM!
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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"Haircut and milking, please. Be careful my teet is sore from working the pole last night."
Haircut!? No I'm actually in a damn hospital bed right now going crazy with boredom. Stomach troubles giving me grief again and going to have some nasty tests done tommorow, let's jut say I'll be getting it to both ends. So I've been fine dining on nothing, clearly liquids, or good saline in the IV.
Such fun, the shooting in Oak Creek keeps replaying on CNN. I have on a hospital gown, at least it will flash my lovely butt when the cute doc comes to see me. Just kidding of course Mama, I wouldn't show my butt intentionally, unless it was to an old codger, who might actually appreciate it.
Oh! And the cute doc just said I don't look 60.
And I don't have on any makeup.
Good luck, Allie.
Get well soon Allie.
AllieOop,
In my experience,"getting it to both ends" was less than pleasant with the lower GI/barium enema routine verging on gruesome. Not something I care to repeat or wish on anyone else. It's my hope you get through this with as much dignity as you can muster and receive the information and answers needed to allow for a return to greater health and well being.
As for caring how much you show off your butt, intentionally or otherwise, I am not your Mama. You are free to do as you wish with your nether regions. I have enough of my own butt to watch and take care of as MamaM!
Well, that is refreshing! Glad to hear you say so mama.
Thankyou for your interest and concern. I had an Endoscopy and a Colonoscopy with biopsies. Now I await results and hopefully discharge in the AM.
The prep wad a bitch, I hope never to see another gallon of GoLytely as long as I live.
Thanks Chip and EBL.
The prep was a bitch.
Fentanyl and Versed packs a punch, lights out and before I knew it, it was over.
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