Trooper York: I am not elf Obsessed....

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

I am not elf Obsessed....

I mean I think about them now and again ........but I am not obsessed.

109 comments:

blake said...: I saw a car with hockey bumper and glass stickers on it, which also had a license plate holder reading "I'd rather be in Rivendell."

Go figure.; August 28, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Michael Haz said...: Elf obsession. It's a hard hobbit to break.; August 28, 2012 at 3:04 PM
Michael Haz said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; August 28, 2012 at 3:06 PM
chickelit said...: Share the welf...; August 28, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: Off topic: This story needs to be covered...or not. And while Titus finds politics boring, he might like this.; August 28, 2012 at 3:41 PM
MamaM said...: Elf awareness-another one of those dual nature dealies.

...originally thought of as ambivalent beings with certain magical abilities capable of helping or hindering humans; August 28, 2012 at 3:43 PM
blake said...: Liv Tyler is in the new movie Robot and Frank, speaking of elves.

Elf-denial or elf-gratification?; August 28, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Michael Haz said...: The grow ulmis pumila in their back yard.; August 28, 2012 at 3:57 PM
windbag said...: How LOTR should have ended.; August 28, 2012 at 4:01 PM
chickelit said...: @EBL: There was some debate over on TOP regarding the genuity of those breasts over at TOP. I agree with garage.

But Sixty is our resident expert on wood and implants, so I'll defer to him.; August 28, 2012 at 4:07 PM
ndspinelli said...: You folks are great wordsmiths, I don't have that talent.; August 28, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Michael Haz said...: Ther is a very important elf radio transmitter in Wisconsin.

It's located near Clam Lake.

Clam Lake. This thread now has several directions.; August 28, 2012 at 4:41 PM
chickelit said...: Hey, I forgot about ELF in north woods WI. That was a bid to-do in the late 70s, early 80s.

Every time I hear elf, I think about the character Elfine in a favorite movie, "Cold Comfort Farm."; August 28, 2012 at 4:48 PM
chickelit said...: I hope crack doesn't hunt me down over here from that thread at TOP. He's sounds pretty P.O.'d; August 28, 2012 at 4:50 PM
chickelit said...: The Wisconsin ELF was intended for contact with long hard cylinders full of seamen.; August 28, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Titus said...: Thanks for that link EBL. I generally do not like gingers but that chick is cute.

I do not believe those things are real though-too perky to look real. She looks like some kind of pro to me too-she is in the business of sex in some way.

I would pork her.; August 28, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: license plate holder reading "I'd rather be in Rivendell."

We have some friends who are building a huge beautiful house on a rocky bluff overlooking a gorgeous 18 hole golf course and a small lake on the course. They wanted to put a creative name on the stone fence and gate and were taking suggestions from everyone.

I tried my damnedest to get them to use Sun Rock Retreat. I thought it would be great to see who, driving along the highway, would get the joke.

But...darn. They chose something else.

I'm evil. bwahahahah.; August 28, 2012 at 4:59 PM
Titus said...: I would like to milk that red head.

I don't think she has any hair down there either, that's hot.; August 28, 2012 at 5:01 PM
chickelit said...: Serious question for a slow thread: What do Crack Emcee and Carol Herman have in common?; August 28, 2012 at 5:46 PM
AllenS said...: I am elf-serving, I guess. My tracks for the dozer have new pins and bushings.

Unloading.

Pulling the tracks under the dozer with a tractor.

Lifting the tracks over the sprocket.

Pulling the track together to insert master pin.

Taking the slack out of track to make it earier to adjust the tension.

I hope everyone enjoyed this elf-stuff.; August 28, 2012 at 5:48 PM
The Dude said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; August 28, 2012 at 5:49 PM
AllenS said...: Neither of them owns a dozer.; August 28, 2012 at 5:50 PM
Chip S. said...: Did you know that Bridget Fonda is really an Elfman?

NTTAWWT.; August 28, 2012 at 6:36 PM
Chip S. said...: She had to undergo a special procedure for that transformation.; August 28, 2012 at 6:36 PM
ndspinelli said...: My bride was a Fsderal Probation Officer who specialized in writing presentence reports. She handled a few of the ELF protestors. I seem to remember there were a few nuns.; August 28, 2012 at 6:46 PM
Anonymous said...: Chickelit, insanity? I see Crackity is still going strong and getting nuttier by the day. Just how will he survive this election?; August 28, 2012 at 6:55 PM
MamaM said...: Neither of them owns a dozer

Without their boiler plate and armor pinned on, neither have much traction???

@AllenS Quite a contrast between photo 2 and the final one. Without the track on it looks sort of puny and denuded.; August 28, 2012 at 6:59 PM
Titus said...: That elf has nice tits for an elf.; August 28, 2012 at 7:01 PM
AllenS said...: MM, I forgot to take another picture when I was finished. I had removed the seat and the fenders.; August 28, 2012 at 7:01 PM
Titus said...: My dad can "run" a dozer, crusher, end loader, and a roller.

tits.; August 28, 2012 at 7:03 PM
MamaM said...: What do Crack Emcee and Carol Herman have in common?

They both call chickelit chickie??

(When they're not riding derails and railing against with a crackity crackity crackity crack.); August 28, 2012 at 7:05 PM
Anonymous said...: YES, Mama, I will let in you in on a BIg secret, I'm Carol Herman and Crack.

Hehe.; August 28, 2012 at 7:09 PM
Anonymous said...: Since I call him Chickie too.:); August 28, 2012 at 7:12 PM
MamaM said...: SonM calls, laughing from Waco, Tx with the following heard on ShooterFM:

Here we are, kicking ass and taking names.

Oops--Wait a moment!

Forgot to take names!

Guess we'll have to kick ass all over again!

Except for the heat, he likes living and working there, and will stay through the election. Can't think of a better state to ride this one out.; August 28, 2012 at 7:30 PM
ricpic said...: DBQ, I know I'm going to smack my forehead when you explain the Sun Rock Retreat joke and say, of course! but for the life of me I can't figure it out so please...; August 28, 2012 at 7:31 PM
Chip S. said...: I'm Carol Herman and Crack.

If I weren't so heavily influenced by the increased niceness of TOC, I'd say...

"Or Carol Herman on Crack."

But of course I'd never actually say that.

To return to chickelit's question...did CH and CMC get it on at Woodstock? In shouting thomas's sleeping bag? On rhhardin's lawn?

I thought I read that somewhere.; August 28, 2012 at 7:33 PM
AllenS said...: chickelit said...
What do Crack Emcee and Carol Herman have in common?

Is there an answer that you had in mind?; August 28, 2012 at 7:40 PM
MamaM said...: On rhhardin's lawn?

If he covered the poor chicken's eyes, it would explain the confusion, but I'm 100% certain the dog looked and said: "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain; August 28, 2012 at 7:44 PM
MamaM said...: How LOTR should have ended.

I was sold at "your mother had cataracts"!

thanks for the laugh, Windbag.; August 28, 2012 at 7:51 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: DBQ, I know I'm going to smack my forehead when you explain the Sun Rock Retreat joke and say, of course! but for the life of me I can't figure it out so please...

It is a location in World of Warcraft where the Horde are able to to. The world is divided into warring sections.

Horde= the tauren ,orcs,undead,blood elves...sort of the baddies. Naturally, I play Horde. Haven't played in months though.

Alliance= the elves ..(oh look there it is again elf) humans, dwarves, gnomes and humans.

If you go into a Horde zone, like Sun Rock Retreat and you are Alliance, your character can be killed...and you can kill the Horde. Hence the War part of Warcraft.

Only a die hard WoW junkie would know that Sun Rock Retreat is part of the game and would probably laugh their ass off at seeing the sign in real life. Well...at least I thought it was funny.

:-); August 28, 2012 at 7:52 PM
Chip S. said...: The way I heard it, rhh expressed his approval of the liaison amoureuse by shouting, "Get off on my lawn!"; August 28, 2012 at 7:52 PM
blake said...: >> Sun Rock Retreat

World of Warcraft reference, ricpic.

(I had to Google, too, though I shouldn't have since I know DBQ's a WoWer.); August 28, 2012 at 7:53 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: Crack does seem to be getting very tense. Hope he can cope.; August 28, 2012 at 7:55 PM
chickelit said...: Is there an answer that you had in mind?

Not really. I forgot why I even asked.; August 28, 2012 at 7:55 PM
Titus said...: Quit bringing TOP shit here.

Let's focus on more important shit, like tits on elves.; August 28, 2012 at 8:00 PM
MamaM said...: Don't hang around, baby, two's a crowd

Misheard "Get Off Of My Cloud" Lyrics:

Hey you, get off of my cow...
Hey, Hugh, get off of McCleod!...
Hey, you, get off of my lawn...
Hey you, get off that clown...
Hey - Euell - Get offa my plow...; August 28, 2012 at 8:01 PM
Chip S. said...: Sorry, loaf-boy, but Carol Herman transcends mere TOPdom.; August 28, 2012 at 8:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Titus, you need to go see the titty thread.; August 28, 2012 at 8:07 PM
AllenS said...: Allie, is popcorn good for you? Cooked in peanut oil, no butter, light salt. It seems like it's some kind of fiber.; August 28, 2012 at 8:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Peanut oil is better than Canola Oil from what I've read and I occasionally deep fry stuff in peanut oil. If you like popcorn and aren't watching your carbs, why not, enjoy!

If I ate popcorn, I'd drench it in butter and salt, mmmmmm.; August 28, 2012 at 8:18 PM
windbag said...: Leroy Jenkins approves of this thread.; August 28, 2012 at 8:25 PM
Titus said...: I like that red head's tits. The other tits in those pics were gross and really sagging.

I would be devastated if my tits were saggy.; August 28, 2012 at 8:38 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: @ windbag.

LOL. Leeeeeroooooy Jenkins; August 28, 2012 at 8:44 PM
blake said...: Everybody loves Leroy.; August 28, 2012 at 9:15 PM
MamaM said...: PalsForLife; August 28, 2012 at 9:28 PM
blake said...: I hear that either canola is great or that it's the worst thing ever. It's rape-seed oil! That doesn't sound good!; August 28, 2012 at 9:30 PM
blake said...: I think you're right about that redhead, Titus. I think she's a pro. It's a little hard to tell from the photos if those are fake, but there's a photo where she's leaning to the side and her breasts aren't so that's suspicious.

Nice fakes, though, if they are.

What do you ladies think about those men protesting with them? Hot stuff, huh?; August 28, 2012 at 9:42 PM
rcocean said...: "Elf obsession. It's a hard hobbit to break."

Ha.; August 28, 2012 at 9:58 PM
Titus said...: Blake, those men are absolutely disgusting and gross and should be shot.

I am embarrassed for them.

What the fuck are they?

If they are gay they definitely don't get any hog ever. If they are straight, they probably get pussy.; August 28, 2012 at 10:09 PM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: What do you ladies think about those men protesting with them? Hot stuff, huh?

Certainly not Alpha men. Not even close to Beta. What are the next few letters in the Greek alphabet. I think they are there somewhere.

They remind me of the loser slackers in the flower power generation who were only interested in the protests/movements if it meant that they could get laid. Especially since that was pretty much the only way they could....prey on the minds of the gullible hippie chicks.

I've seen these guys before. Hubby says he's seen Red before too and that you all should run away fast.; August 28, 2012 at 10:11 PM
Titus said...: Actually, those men are likely not gay.

I don't know any gays that would dress like that and do that.

Gays want to get laid and they would not by looking like that.; August 28, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: Titus is probably right. Those marching males (and I use the term in its weakest form) are a collection of betas and omegas. Maybe a few of them are gay, but most are just weak males getting to look at breasts for the first time (in real life) other than looking at mom and sis.; August 29, 2012 at 4:15 AM
Michael Haz said...: Good morning!

Catching up a bit. Popcorn is really good when it is popped using a bit of coconut oil. Coconut oil is a medium-chain triglyceride and is better for you than many other oils. Use the plain stuff, not the fakey red colored stuff.

I use coconut oil in my morning coffee. Yep. A dab of coconut oil and a pat of butter. No cream. Tastes great, starts the fat-burning furnace in my metabolism. Google "bulletproof coffee" for more information.

Boobs. The redhead in the toppless day photos has nats. There are no scars visible in the places where scars can be seen when implants have been inserted.

She's clearly an exhibitionist. the photos show her not being a protestor, but being someone who clearly enjoys showing off. I doubt that she's a "pro" - a dancer or stripper - because of the lack of muscle tone and a tan. Narcicissim writ large. Nice boobs, though.

The others with her are protestors of one sort or another, either feminist or gay. They appear to also be protesting the need for a healthy diet, sunshine and exercise.; August 29, 2012 at 8:44 AM
ndspinelli said...: Haz, Our Chinese acupunturist urged us to use coconut oil. It is also superb cooking eggs, great taste and texture. I use it for most frying although I don't fry much.; August 29, 2012 at 9:14 AM
Michael Haz said...: Spinelli - Try it drizzled on vegetables. Delicious.; August 29, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Titus said...: Spinelli, you have a chinese acupuncturist?

How eastern of you.; August 29, 2012 at 9:58 AM
ndspinelli said...: Haz, I will try it. Titus, yes both my wife and I do. She is from mainland China and very interesting and intelligent. Her mother still ives in China and she worries about her. Her daughter is @ Stanford and she worries about her also..asking me safety questions[taser/pepper spray] about her daughter. Xing[pronounced "Ching"] says, "She very smart but no street smart, maybe you meet when she home and teach her street smart." Real nice and good. She's helped both of us.; August 29, 2012 at 10:13 AM
blake said...: DBQ,

In the pickup world, they call them either "gammas" or "omegas". (It's not a rigorous field. :P)

They all wanna sleep with Red but she's going to be bed the alpha who doesn't give a rat's ass about her cause. But, hey, at least they got to stare at her tits for a while.

Where does DP know them from?; August 29, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Anonymous said...: I use coconut oil also, I buy the more refined kind as I don't like the strong coconut flavor, it's good fat.; August 29, 2012 at 10:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Blake, those guys weren't very impressive.; August 29, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: Where does DP know them from?

Oh, he was quite the dashing young desirable man in his younger days. Women still find him sexy and very masculine even though he scoffs at that idea now when I point it out.

Drove corvettes, had his own businesses (one was a burlwood furniture manufacturing company in the 70's...always the entrepreneur). He was a repo man in his younger days until sanity struck about 35 years ago. Good thing we didn't know each other then. Sex, drugs and rock and roll...would have been a great time but bad news for both of us since I think we would have both encouraged that wild side in each of us that we now have some control over.

Says he's seen these self absorbed, think their shit 'don't stink', barracuda bitches. High HIGH maintenance and not worth it in the long run. He is a good judge of character and his bullshit-o-meter is very accurate.

Hmmmmm. Wait. Woah. What does this say about me. LOL...; August 29, 2012 at 4:44 PM
blake said...: Ahhh. He knows that type.

It'd be interesting to find out who they are and look them up in 10 years.; August 29, 2012 at 4:56 PM
chickelit said...: "Chinese acupuncturist" sounds redundant.; August 29, 2012 at 7:22 PM
AllenS said...: An Amish acupuncturist would use a pitchfork.; August 29, 2012 at 7:51 PM
The Dude said...: A Trooper acupuncturist would use a barbeque fork.

Yeah, I used that one before, but hey, I'm old ovah heyah!; August 29, 2012 at 7:56 PM
windbag said...: I'm in Sixty's club; I think I've posted this before.; August 29, 2012 at 7:59 PM
chickelit said...: A DBQ acupuncturist would use quilting needles.; August 29, 2012 at 9:27 PM
MamaM said...: Yeah, I used that one before, but hey, I'm old ovah heyah!

Awl points for SixtyG's aging frame?; August 29, 2012 at 9:34 PM
ndspinelli said...: Bruce, I would venture a guess most acupuncturists in the US are not Chinese.; August 29, 2012 at 9:35 PM
MamaM said...: A DBQ acupuncturist would use quilting needles.

No tiny pricks though, for Titus.; August 29, 2012 at 9:35 PM
Titus said...: I am excited. We are going to Maine this weekend.

Fabulous Ogunquit.

We are staying at a delicious cabin right on the ocean.

Dog friendly, natch.

We have our own private beach and it is only $475.00 a night.

Can't wait.

Lots of french canadians in fags there-you really can't tell the difference between the two. They both look like fags.; August 29, 2012 at 10:34 PM
rcocean said...: "An Amish acupuncturist would use a pitchfork."

You guys are very funny. But Butter and Coconut oil in my coffee? No thanks.

I like my coffee strong and black - like my motor oil.; August 29, 2012 at 11:10 PM
AllenS said...: rc,

When your motor oil turns black, change it.; August 30, 2012 at 6:53 AM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: I can truly say that quilting needle acupuncture (or any acupuncture) and coconut oil in my coffee are two things that never EVER crossed my mind. In fact coconut oil just looks nasty. I'll take my ration of coconut in an almond joy candy bar....thank you.

Fresh ground beans dark roasted coffee with a bit of whipping cream or half and half.; August 30, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Anonymous said...: I don't put the coconut oil or butter in my coffee, but I have heard some folks do, just half and half. I don't even like heavy cream in my coffee. But coconut oil is great for sautéing and great when making chocolate and in baking.; August 30, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Anonymous said...: I make my own Almond Joy bars and Chocolate bars with really dark chocolate , cocnut oil, heavy cream and unsweetened cocnut, with a few drops of sucrulose, even my grandkids can't tell the difference.

BUT far be it from me to tell y'all to do what I do;) Mo powa to do whatever spirit moves ya.; August 30, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Anonymous said...: Coconut.; August 30, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Anonymous said...: Good thing I didn't spell it cocknut.; August 30, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: Ok... I would make an exception to the coconut oil for your candy bars. They sound good.

:-D; August 30, 2012 at 11:47 AM
AllenS said...: Part of something that I received in an email this morning:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -- Mark Twain; August 30, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Michael Haz said...: "No, I won't apologize for [a stupid thing I did], but [a person I married] regrets [doing something smart]"

Fill in the blanks. Example:

"No, I won't apologize for having sex on the golf course at Augusta, but [my wife] regrets [calling the police].

It's the universal cop-out. Works every time.

It's more convoluted than saying "Crap, I fucked up when I voted for Obama."

And less honest.; August 30, 2012 at 12:47 PM
The Dude said...: That's as close as a commie will get to being honest. But they will have a glorious retirement, thanks to the generosity of WI tax payers.; August 30, 2012 at 1:07 PM
TTBurnett said...: Ah, Titus, we used to go to Ogunquit before we had kids—and a few times since, when Grandma was here to babysit, or the kids were old enough to behave decently in restaurants and to enjoy Welles Beach.

And no one got washed out to sea off the Marginal Way, either!

You know they tore down the Grey Gull? Great old inn and favorite of the Boston upper crust gay set since the 1880's. It had gotten a little seedy lately, although the restaurant was always worth a visit. Anyway, they ripped it out to build townhouses, "Grey Gull Estates."

The obvious gay scene in the Welles-Ogunquit area has been traditionally discreet, dignified and low-key, and no bother to straighties such as ourselves, unlike the in-your-face meat market of P-Town in the summer. The southern Maine gay world always seemed traditional and old-fashioned, reminding one of the very old days of "Boston marriages" and artists' colonies. Haven't been there in a while. I'm sure it's all changing.

Also, the French Canadians show up in Maine early and often. They're usually the ones who open the season. Even in April, they're happy to bask in balmy 50° F. temperatures and luxuriate in the 40° water.; August 30, 2012 at 1:35 PM
chickelit said...: It's more convoluted than saying "Crap, I fucked up when I voted for Obama."

I always enjoy how Cedarford always springs to her defense. But notice that he's softened on his Palin vitriol compared to his Sullvanistic levels a couple years ago.; August 30, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Anonymous said...: Cedarford so reminds me of someone.; August 30, 2012 at 2:20 PM
chickelit said...: Swig Heil?; August 30, 2012 at 2:36 PM
blake said...: Haz,

I do not get your reference. A TOP thing?; August 30, 2012 at 2:51 PM
AllenS said...: The EBL took some big hits today.; August 30, 2012 at 3:07 PM
chickelit said...: Yes, blake, a TOP thing. Sorry we sidetracked you.; August 30, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Michael Haz said...: Blake - Yes. It is poking fun at a headline on a posting about how the TOP couple voted.; August 30, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Chip S. said...: I'd been TOP-free for several days, and then youse guys induced me to go take a look.

Lawnboy went full retard today.; August 30, 2012 at 5:09 PM
The Dude said...: Chip S., I would argue that the word "today" is incorrect.; August 30, 2012 at 5:11 PM
chickelit said...: Lawnboy went full retard today.

I couldn't follow his logic & why he seemed to object to Ruth Anne's "decimated." Seemed to me she was spot on.; August 30, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Chip S. said...: No logic at all, just the assertion that "It coulda been worse" coupled with the lame standard that his assertion's true unless thoroughly disproven.

Not surprised that he doesn't know the meaning of "decimated," but as 60 said that was a nice takedown, chick.; August 30, 2012 at 5:22 PM
The Dude said...: Some people understand words, some don't.; August 30, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Michael Haz said...: My take on the TOP voting bs: Some guys will say anything as long as the bjs don't stop.; August 30, 2012 at 7:19 PM
blake said...: A Howard Dean-level scream pierced my skull when I was reading that, Haz.; August 30, 2012 at 7:47 PM
rcocean said...: "When your motor oil turns black, change it."

Alan,

But how would I know its black? But anyway thanks for ruining a nice turn of phrase with a dose of reality.

Lets do it again. I like my coffee strong and black like my...hmm.just can't think of anything.; August 30, 2012 at 11:22 PM
blake said...: I like my coffee like I like my women. Available on most street corners for less than $5.; August 31, 2012 at 10:29 AM

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