Norma Desmond: I am big. It's the blogging that got small.
Max Von Mayerling: There were three young commenters who showed promise in those days: Palladian, Bissage, and Max Von Mayerling.
Joe Gillis: And she made you her servant. You have to make her pancakes and shave her hobbit feet.
Max Von Mayerling: It was I who asked to come to serve her. I could have continued my career, but I found it unbearable to live without her wizened vagina. You see, I was her first husband. Well the first with a penis.
Joe Gillis: And she made you her servant. You have to make her pancakes and shave her hobbit feet.
Max Von Mayerling: It was I who asked to come to serve her. I could have continued my career, but I found it unbearable to live without her wizened vagina. You see, I was her first husband. Well the first with a penis.
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Your underlined "this" link doesn't work...
Posting error. Fixed.
Thank you.
I laughed. Should I be ashamed?
He may have a penis, but his balls are in a jar on the mantle.
I am like Stephen King, if he did not write his own stories, but had his readers submit pages...
Multiple people are ROTFLTFAO right now en la casa de ChipS.
Unrelated, liquor stores near campus expect brisk sales of box wine Sunday.
Evi, that was brilliant. Thanks for doing the work and posting it.
Evi, I hope you've sent a link to Insta.
I did not, but you or anyone else can certainly do so...
Ann responds:
I know there are some people who would love to discourage me, but that's irrelevant. Those who buy nothing through the Amazon portal make no impression — whether they hate me or have never heard of me. Those who do buy are saying: I care about this blog, and I want it to continue to be there every day, as it has been for nearly 10 years (without a single missed day). I hear you.
OMG. Evi. That was hilarious. I had to give my husband a brief tutorial on what has been happening so he would understand some of the references. He was LOLing all over the place.
I stole Troops Norma Desmond reference too.
Thanks for the appreciation.
EVI, Brava..brava..brava. My favorite is the fear of flying part. I have been relentless on her about that. I even once, early on once I deduced her fear, was empathetic; relating my daughters fear of flying and how that is quite prevalent. My empathy quickly faded, and I kept going for that cut over the eye like Joe Frazier. I know that took work EVI, but you made my day. Thanks.
Clever
Shave off the moustache and there is a resemblance.
You are correct once again - a clean shaven Althouse is indistinguishable from ol' Adolph.
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