Marilyn's Diary

We always tried to take advantage of  living in Southern California. We would go to Disneyland. We always got free tickets to the Dodgers because Sandy Koufax was best friends with Grandpa. And we really loved the beach.

The only problem is that we couldn't go out when it was sunny. You see Grandpa was a vampire and Aunt Lily was half vampire and half succubus so they weren't supposed to be in the sun. In fact the only reason they could go outside during the day is because Grandpa invented sunblock. It was originally a super strength lube but it worked to keep him from dissolving into a pillar of salt.

So we just hung out and enjoyed hanging out at the beach. Eddie would run around and peep at girls. Aunt Lily would go and put her feet in the surf and let out her succubus wail that attracted sailors.

Who she introduced to Grandpa. It was their favorite father daughter thing to do.