Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Rachel Zoe is the second worst blond that I know!



Did you watch the latest Rachel Zoe Project tonight. As you may know Rachel Zoe is this hot shot stylist who dresses a bunch of celebrities and has a reality show on Bravo. She is real bitch. A skinny bitch. The worst kind.

She had hired this kid named Jeremiah as a styling assistant. Now the last two seasons she had hired assistants who went on to bigger and better things. The first one stole a bunch of her clients and the second one named Brad got his own show with Bravo as well. So this season it seemed she didn't want to share the spotlight. She brought these two non stylists to be front and center on the show. One was her BFF and makeup artist Joey and the other is this kid Jeremiah. Jeremiah had previously worked in interior design and wanted to change over to fashion and styling so he thought this was a great opportunity.

Well what happened was that Rachel never used him that much to style or let him even assist in many jobs. Instead she sneakily had him design and furnish her new house. And this week they fired him. On TV. What a cunt move.

Now what is really funny is that this kid came into the store with a client. Or maybe a friend but he came in to style this girl who came recommended by someone we are doing business with. Now we didn't realize who he was. He had been on TV the week before but we didn't realize it. The wife and I were leaving the store for a little while when they came in so we left them with our employees. But when we came back the wife took one look at him and said "Move over Bacon" and started to style his friend. He just laughed and stepped back. He was very complimentary to all our clothes and loved the looks that my wife put together. All and all a very professional and intelligent and personable guy. Anybody would be lucky to have him working for them.

Now I don't know if he was just cast for the show and knew it wasn't a real gig. But no matter how you slice it this sucks big time. Just goes do show you that Rachel Zoe is one dumb bitch.

5 comments:

john said...

So Troop,

Is the picture of Joey, Jeremiah, or Rachel?

I don't watch TV anymore (since the DBacks are out).

Trooper York said...

That's Jeremiah.

Rachel looks like a long thin strunz that leaked out of a constipated Yorkies ass. With blond hair.

Joey looks like a greasy stubble faced skid mark.

Just sayn'

john said...

So your saying that, except for the blond hair, the 3 are virtually indistinguishable?

MamaM said...

It's fun to find your real life experience of Jeremiah in your store matching some of the traits he revealed in the show.

The MamaM only watched twice and didn't see the last episode, but both times was impressed with Jeremiah's equanimity and ability to work through the whatever conflict had be set up to foster tension and discord, without resorting to drama. He was supposed to play the role of scapegoat but became one when his character and personality trumped the star's and caused her to look dingy and small in ways she wasn't anticipating.

Marie said...

Joey is a Rachel wanna-be - he doesn't have his own personality - he mimicks her in every way.

They screwed Jeremiah over, never gave him a chance to style.

Joey will do her in - he is just awful.

Rachel needs to learn her priorities - it's her husband and child or she will eventually end up like Kate Gosslin.