The Cheesecake Song.

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck

Coz I figured at the end of the day

I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home

And I love cheesecake

So I went to the cheesecake companya

and they asked me if I could drive a truck

and I said yes

And they said you're hired

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes

And I drove about a block

And I just had to have a cheesecake

So I pulled over and opened the truck

And I got a cheesecake

And I also took one for later

And I took one for my friend Farmboy

And I took one to bring home

And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes

So I took another one

Then I figured I might as well stop at my house

To drop off all the cheesecakes

So I take five cakes to eat on the way

And I drive another block and a half to my house

Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes

And a cheesecake for dessert

I should point out, by the way

Thatall of these cheesecakes were very delicious

Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do

Would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes

And hide the truck somewhere and leave town

And I miss everyone a lot, but I'm not really sorry

Because they were very delicious cheesecakes

(Missle King, The Cheesecake Song)