Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Hey we have been checking them out since 1957!


Hey you know you look at them when somebody puts them right in your face. So what's all the who-ha about. It is a natural part of life. As a straight man I enjoy the female form in all of it's splendor. As any human being might.
Even Sophia Loren. Do you think she might be thinking about skipping the soup and going straight for the fish taco.
So to speak.

17 comments:

TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

As a straigh man what do you like to do with the tits?

I enjoy feeling them, massaging them, sucking them, licking them, putting my hog in between them, admiring them, touching the nipples, lightly pinching the nips and possibly splewing on them.

Trooper York said...

Titus you could pass for a straight guy if you keep talking like that dude.

Oh you have to fart and belch alot too.

TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

So it sounds like I have all the bases covered.

In addition I am a great farter and belcher.

chickelit said...

crime-in-italy,
that is one well-cut dress on Jayne.

TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

What's nice about her tits is that they are real too.

No boob job there. Just big mounds of juicy, tempting breast filets ready to be eaten. They literally make a guy hungry.

I imagine spreading whip cream and strawberries all over those things and going to town.

TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

If a women like that passed you on the street and said fuck me now would you cheat on your wife?

Trooper York said...

No I can honestly say I would never cheat on my wife. I love her too much and would never hurt that way.

Plus she is all that I can handle in that department.

That's why I could never understand those polygamy guys. Man it's a lot of work to satisfy a lady and still have fun yourself.

TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

You are a good guy Troop

blake said...

I love that picture. Sophia was probably used to being the bustiest in the room....

traditionalguy said...

Those two knockouts possessed basic Star qualities. They could act a little too.Thanks for the Mammaries.

knox said...

Priceless photo.

TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

I would like to spread a nice marmelade over them and have a delish crepe.

I also would not mind seeing them do the jumping jacks.

ricpic said...

I'd say that's more Sophia checking out the competition than Sophia admiring.

Nichevo said...

I think it's Sophia thinking, "Unpossible." And she should know! Maybe she was wondering who was Jayne's chiropractor.

Notice the head-tilt or whatever you call that Egyptian lateral dealie.


Now riddle me this, who had the prettier face?

chickelit said...

Now riddle me this, who had the prettier face?

The one who kept her head!

blake said...

I don't know who had the prettier face, but notice that both have real noses.

Nichevo said...

Hey, maybe she thought they were about to go off!