American Idol was back for two segments last week which were both two hours long. It was the first auditions and the first time we got to see the two new judges: Steven Tyler and J-Lo. They did a credible job.
Tyler seemed to have a way with words as he came up with fun nonsensical sayings. But lets hope he doesn't repeat them over and over. You feel me
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J-Lo was sweet and sexy and many of the contestants obviously idolized her which is always fun. One dude took off his shirt to flash his sixpack as he bet his coworkers that he would do it to J-Lo. It was pretty funny.
The downside was that Steven Tyler was pretty pervy with some of the really young girls. I mean a sixty year old guy shouldn't be drooling on fifteen year old girls. They need to cut the Humbert action and get to the Englebert Humperdink stuff. If you know what I mean.
None of the featured performers seem like they are gonna make it two far. The puerto rican chick who had her ta-ta's out could barely hold a note and this Huggins chick from North Carolina was really too sweet for words and is gonna drive everybody crazy so lets hope she is out soon. The refugee girl from Kosovo had a great story but she doesn't have the pipes. And the formerly homeless kid from the Bronx is also lacking in the vocal department. There were a few glimpse of some talent including a country singer with a bad ass Randy Travis vibe who I think might have a chance because they want a country artist to win this year. I think they hold the prospects back because they don't want to use them up too fast.
But I thought it was better to burn up than it is to rust.
The wife went through a bunch of photos and here is one of her dad.
