Monday, January 17, 2011

Look over there!


"What's that Gilligan?'
"I don't know Mary Anne. Let's go see."
"Wait why should we do that. Sit next to me and snuggle on the beach in the hot sun."
"I can't do that."
"Why not Gilligan?"
"Because I am in a sixties sitcom and I can't be hitting on the hot chick half naked who wants to get some. I have to go in the hut with the Skipper and show him that I am still his little buddy."
"Why?"
"It's a sixties sitcom rule. Hot chick's don't get any. Sorry."
"I hate the sixties."