Talking Baseball with Ted Williams Disembodied Head

"So Ted what do you think about the All Star game being played at Citifield in New York City?"
"What is that the new pussified place that replaced Shea Stadium. Typical of the Mets to fuck it up. They built it like a Dodgers fans wet dream about Ebbets field. You got to be kidding me. I mean Ebbets field you could at least hit a Home Run. The fucking Incredible Hulk couldn't pop one out there. The Wilpons are such morons no wonder that crooked hebe stole all their money."
"Yes....err......well Ted we don't talk like that on the Radio in 2013."
"What the fuck do I care? I mean my own son cut my fucking head off and stuck it on a tuna fish can for crying out loud. Thank God the little bastard is dead. He wasn't my son anyway. I was never with a woman that way."
"What do you mean by that Ted?"
"What are you fucking deaf besides being stupid? Lets get back to the ballgame. Ok Mary?"
"Yes....err....certainly. Do you think the All Star game has something because of interleague play."
"Of course it did asshole. The All Star game used to be great because you got to see the colored guys from the National League. Now they are all over the place. And the fucking Mexicans. They took over. Half the fucking league is bean eaters. What's up with that?"
"Errr......well never mind Ted....and now a short break while we hear a message from our sponsor Dos Equis."