Everybody loves Shamsky!

Robert Barone: Mr. Shamsky, Mr. Shamsky I am your biggest fan. Can I have your autograph?
Art Shamsky: Sure big fella. Wow you sure are a big one. What do you go eight or ten inches.
Robert Barone: I am six four Art.
Art Shamsky: No kidding that’s big. (All of a sudden a shrieking harridan appears from across the street)
Kim Shamsky: SHAMSKY YOU PIG! YOU NUDNICK! YOU SHVUNTZ!
Buddy Harrelson: Oh shit its Kim.
Art Shamsky: Give it a rest you Meshungina Pierick!
Robert Barone: What did he say?

Buddy Harrelson: You don’t want to know. Why don’t you just leave him alone Kim, give it a rest.
Kim Shamsky: GIVE IT A REST! WHY DIDN”T HE GIVE MY TOUCHAS A REST! HE WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO SHOVE HIS PUTZ IN MY TOUCHAS THAT TRICHEN AH FURRTZ!!!

Buddy Harrelson: Come on Art lets go back inside. (Buddy Harrelson and Ron Sovboda hustle Art back into the restaurant).
Kim Shamsky: SURE RUN AWAY YOU SHMUCK. WHY DON”T YOU GO GIVE YOUR SON A SAMURAI SWORD BUDDY YOU DOUCHE.

Buddy Harrelson: (Closing the door in their faces) Why don’t you go boil a bunny on somebody's stove you whore.
Robert Barone: I guess it’s true what they say, everybody loves Shamsky.