Tuesday, June 5, 2012

You can be my cupcake!



We had a giant tree of cupcakes for the premiere party but I didn't have them distribute it at the end since I didn't have enough for everyone. So I just told people to go up and get them. What happened is that most of the people left without getting one so I have been eating cupcakes for a week!

The things you have to do when you star in a reality TV show!

25 comments:

MamaM said...

Almost but not quite as splendiferous as the imagined Christmas Tit Tree, with the ultimate goal being more spendiferous.

windbag said...

I'm not a cake eater, certainly not chocolate, but it's very tolerable if you fill a glass with milk and shove the cake down into the glass and eat it with a spoon. A couple of those babies in a tall glass would make a nice breakfast.

ndspinelli said...

I learned just a few weeks ago that this stupid cupcake craze came from Horsey Faces HBO Show Sex in the Ass..err City show. I knew I hated it for more than the fact that one cupcake is stupid, as are 2. Three is the minimally acceptable quantity.

Michael Haz said...

Don't know whether I'll be around to group-watch tonight's show. Some stuff where I live has me occupied tonight.

I'll catch the re-run tomorrow night.

ndspinelli said...

The vampire must be posting from his coffin.

Michael Haz, Should I give Ed Schultz or Kos your regards if I see them?

Trooper York said...

We were up mailing on line stuff till 3am the last two nights. We needed to get it all out before the next show.

chickelit said...

I heard Allie is helping run people up to Milwaukee on busses from Chicago so don't expect her to be on time either.

What time do polls close in WI?

Trooper York said...

The Poles are closing in Wiconsin?

Where the fuck are we going to get the periogies?

ricpic said...

...one cupcake is stupid, as are 2. Three is the minimally acceptable quantity.

Which is the crux of the problem. If there wasn't so much stigma attached to buying one cupcake at the bakery or supermarket, or one slice of cake in its mini-container (is there anything sadder than the one slice of cake in its plastic container on a supermarket shelf?) then...well then you'd buy the one slice or one cupcake take it home and have your sweet treat without overdoing which is impossible not to do when faced with a whole Sara Lee. It's that damned social stigma that made me stuff my face... again.

Michael Haz said...

Nick - yeah, give them my regards. Use both hands.

MamaM said...

I heard Allie is helping run people up to Milwaukee on busses from Chicago so don't expect her to be on time either.

Last night, the curious who glide in her wake, reported AllieOop to be "swanning around" in preparation for the Big Day of Unity, Sweetness and Light in the Land O' Lakes. This, following a earlier stop at the Punctuation Station, where she was attempting to sell Exclamation Points when she tripped over a well established Comma, twisted something, and rounded on the poor mark with accusations of drunken imprudence. While the Question Marks pondered motives and probabilities, the Colons, of course, found the whole thing endlistly amusing.

Titus said...

I don't eat any sweets.

I am just not that into them.

Not because i want to keep my beautiful buff figure but just because.

I call my mom cupcake sometimes.

Tonight I did pecs in the gym and right now I am feeling them-they feel magnificent and hard.

tits.

Titus said...

When I dig in my belly button it smells like ass.

Also, when I dig in between my toes after working out they can smell like ass too.

Why is that?

Ass.

Titus said...

My hubby is at the HP confab this week in Vegas.

He is staying at Treasure Island and just called and was saying shit like there are gondolas and the ceiling looks like clouds and the sky.

I am like get in your room bitch and no flirting.

tits.

Chip S. said...

Call me Cristobal.

MamaM said...

Titus, What in the name of all that is fun and good stops you from taking time away from the piles you earn, to travel with your fab hub, sit under the clouds and sky in the sweet spots of the world, flirt with each other, and retreat to your room to oil up and kiss each others toes and belly buttons?

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I posted at the TOP that Ann took my flying cat post and did not give me credit (and pointed out that I give her credit when I steal from her).

It stayed up for a day, but then either Meade or her saw it and deleted it. They are so predictable.

Titus said...

Mama, I despise Las Vegas.

I think it is tacky and really horrible.

With the exception of every city in the South and DC, it is the last place I would want to ever go.

My fav U.S. cities are NYC, San Francisco, Seattle, Chicago, Minneapolis, Santa Fe, Ptown, Portland Oregon and Maine, Burlington, Vermont and Philadelphia.

I have been everywhere in the country, but now I only go to the select few above.

tits.

Titus said...

Oh and Newport and Providence I like very much.

tits.

Really any city that I can go and get a room with my husband and have a single king bed and not feel freaked out by the desk "clerk".

I used to love New Orleans but not so much anymore...and it is in the South.

The South really fucking scares me.

tits.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I am not sure P-Town counts as a city, but Titus' list is not bad. I think he would like Savannah though and probably Athens too.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Titus is it tacky to make dead pets into flying machines?

blake said...

Good luck, Troop.

windbag said...

Savannah is nice. We flew there the weekend of Katrina, because the kids had never flown before, and we got tickets for something like $28 round trip. We took a horse carriage ride around the city, saw Paula Deen's place, the bench from Forrest Gump, and other stuff I don't recall. The guide mentioned that the wrought iron railings on the buildings were second only to those of New Orleans. My son, twelve at the time and a seasoned smartass, quipped, "Maybe first place after this weekend."

There are some great Southern cities. Nothing to fear.

Darcy said...

I have wanted to tour Savannah since I read Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. They actually have a tour related to that story.

Savannah's description sounds unique and charming.

Anonymous said...

I've been on Savannhah a couple of times when my daughter was stationed in Beaufort, SC. It's a lovely place. Also liked Cape Fear in NC, the Carolinas are magical places, some are very lucky to live there.