I had to attend some work related crap for a couple of weeks and hung out with two people while I was there. A Canadian dude and a slut from the USA. We went out for drinks, I think the last night before we parted ways, and she bragged all night long about how she could suck so hard on a pickle, she could suck the insides out. The Canadian dude couldn't handle it. It drove him wild. I just laughed. She sensed his interest and turned it on all night long.
He was a hoot. He's the only guy who ever mentioned Hutterites in casual conversation with me. In fact, he made a joke referencing them that cracked me up. Nobody else laughed, so I explained to him that not many people in the South knew what a Hutterite was.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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That picture will make you pucker.
Now that is a pickle
I had to attend some work related crap for a couple of weeks and hung out with two people while I was there. A Canadian dude and a slut from the USA. We went out for drinks, I think the last night before we parted ways, and she bragged all night long about how she could suck so hard on a pickle, she could suck the insides out. The Canadian dude couldn't handle it. It drove him wild. I just laughed. She sensed his interest and turned it on all night long.
He was a hoot. He's the only guy who ever mentioned Hutterites in casual conversation with me. In fact, he made a joke referencing them that cracked me up. Nobody else laughed, so I explained to him that not many people in the South knew what a Hutterite was.
@EBL, she has sort of a satisfied look on her face, doesn't she?
I could say
Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
but I don't think these chicks have hair anywhere near their behinds. Certainly not the one on the right.
Leave Darcy alone. She doesn't deserve this.
Agreed.
Perhaps we need to make a You Tube video that expresses that sentiment. Troop is media savvy so he should star in it. LEAVE DARCY ALONE, YOU BASTARDS!
Darcy is awesome and no slight was intended my me. If she wants to eat pickles, it is all good.
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