"Say Bert I am glad we are on our honeymoon. We can finally tell everyone about our love."
"Shut up stupid. I am tired of your bullshit."
"But Bert we can finally speak of the love that can not speak its name. We can listen to our Judy Garland records. We can root for the Green Bay Packers like the rest of the gays. Aren't you happy?"
"How can I be fucking happy. I spent my whole professional life with somebody's hand stuck up my ass and now you want to do on my free time!"
"Oh Bert you are such a romantic."
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Trooper, You do know there is a Cheesehead Packer fan reality show coming out this Fall. Should be ripe for material. I'm quite certain I'll be embarrassed as hell.
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