Trooper York: Big Brooklyn Style!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Big Brooklyn Style!

Well here is the place to talk about the two new episodes of "Big Brooklyn Style" that will be on tonight.

The website is fucked up again and we are going crazy but what can you do?

I hope you enjoy the shows!

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The Dude said...: If it tis an Irish jig you'll be dancin', then perhaps a bit of Jameson or Bushmill is what you'll be needin', cailin, dependin' upon which side you're from. Beidh mé deoch a go!; June 8, 2012 at 7:33 PM
Chip S. said...: No problem, Allen.

That reminds me that I meant to commiserate with 60 Grit regarding Joy the Redhead. He's right--even when you know the destination is Crazytown, the ride is just too damn much fun to resist.; June 8, 2012 at 7:34 PM
Chip S. said...: Maybe she just needs a good fiddler.

(I'm getting drunk now, in case it's not obvious.); June 8, 2012 at 7:35 PM
windbag said...: Doctor, is there nothing I can take?; June 8, 2012 at 7:35 PM
The Dude said...: ALL ABOARD!!!; June 8, 2012 at 7:38 PM
windbag said...: While we're on the subject of coconuts...; June 8, 2012 at 7:39 PM
The Dude said...: From Coconuts, why a duck; June 8, 2012 at 7:49 PM
blake said...: Center Of The Universe; June 8, 2012 at 7:59 PM
blake said...: On Saturday morning there was
Popeye the Sailor Man
He gets it on when he
Gets into that spinach can
He beats the hell out of Bluto
And he always gets that goyl
Skinny but sexy,
Sleazy, easy Olive Oyl; June 8, 2012 at 8:00 PM
Michael Haz said...: Eat local.

Drink yokel.; June 8, 2012 at 8:29 PM
The Dude said...: We have a winner. May the moon shine bright and allow our diligent tax evaders to do their work well.; June 8, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Titus said...: I care for (in a weird internet commenting way) for both Allie and Mama and would really wish that this could be resolved-or at least put to bed-with amazing pecs and bis.

Don't take anything anyone says to heart or the internet and don't get upset-although I sometimes do, but then I just look at my pecs.

Sixty, I might of had sex in the bathroom at the Madonna concert with the guy you are speaking about. Although, that is likely common at all Madonna concerts.

On a separate note I have every job category in the HVAC job family.

I love it when they wear their shirts from the HVAC place. I immediately rip it off and become all dramatic.

I also have done a NStar guy-he drives a NStar truck and has a huge cross tattoo with angel wings across his entire back. I am inspecting it while he is on his knees blowing me. So blue collar and the fact that I am not but can still pull in that type of trade is so rewarding. I am a good actress.; June 8, 2012 at 11:00 PM
chickelit said...: What a hot mess; June 9, 2012 at 1:47 PM
rcommal said...: DBQ: I am overdue in thanking you for standing up for me at TOP recently (and Pogo, too, if he's still around here anymore; is he?).

For anyone else here whom I've known online for awhile and who has doubts as to whether I'm telling the truth about posting as rcommal and only as rcommal***, please feel free to email me if you still have an email address (other than the old reader_iam gmail, purged last August). I'd be happy to address it.

***The one exception is that on the infrequent occasion that I comment at Ambiance (Annie G.'s group blog), I do so using my real initials, because that's how I'm registered there now.

Regards,

Lori

[formerly reader_iam]; June 9, 2012 at 9:04 PM
MamaM said...: According to Alinsky, the organizer — especially a paid organizer from outside — must first overcome suspicion and establish credibility. Next the organizer must begin the task of agitating: rubbing resentments, fanning hostilities, and searching out controversy.

Putting one target into a position where they felt the need to publicly mention the name of another target as a matter of defence was a double coupe. A slick move from someone crying about the lack of love and respect among friends.

To imagine the "stir" created was about doubts and mistaken identity is to miss the point that the cake continues to be a lie.; June 10, 2012 at 1:25 PM
rcommal said...: Well, I would say "handle" is more accurate than "name," but in any case I'm beginning to think you may be right--and, alas, that it's working.; June 10, 2012 at 1:50 PM
MamaM said...: Handle it is, rcommal, but oddly enough, also my name. You can also find me at Amba's using my middle name, which I switched to for serious business following a previous besmirchment.; June 10, 2012 at 2:08 PM
rcommal said...: Ah. I did not know that. This means I owe you an apology, and I sincerely do apologize. I'm sorry. Would you like me to delete the comment in question?; June 10, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Titus said...: What about me Mama?

It needs to be all about me and if it isn't I don't get it.

tits.; June 10, 2012 at 2:49 PM
MamaM said...: Thank you, rcommal. There is no need to delete on my behalf, though I appreciate your willingness and sincerity, as well as your apology. From my point of view, the set-up was a double Alinski. By leaving the exchange stand as it happened, it serves as testimony to the use of distortions, manipulations and lies by another.; June 10, 2012 at 4:48 PM
TTBurnett said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; June 10, 2012 at 11:09 PM
Titus said...: Mamam I bet you have enormous and great tits.

Show them to us common folks.

You will appreciate the response and we will honor your tits.

Now whip em out bitch, and the nipples need to be exposed....whore.; June 10, 2012 at 11:14 PM
TTBurnett said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; June 10, 2012 at 11:35 PM
TTBurnett said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; June 10, 2012 at 11:46 PM
TTBurnett said...: After a long absence, I have received a communication from my ghostly indweller, Sir Archy. Actually, he has sent me several recent letters, but the first, I think, is fittest for this conversation:

"Sir Archy to Mr. Burnett.
"Upon the Astral Plane, June 10th, 1712.

"Iras et verba locant.
—Mart.

"Sir,

"The Body of the Law may be encumber'd with
"superfluous Members,that are like unto Virgil's
"Army, which he tells us was so crouded that many
"of them had not Room to use their Weapons.
"This prodigious Society may be divided into the
"Litigious and the Peaceable. Under the first are
"comprehended all those who seek to hire out their
"Words & Anger; that are more or less passionate
"according as they are paid for it, and allow their
"Client a Quantity of Wrath proportionate to the
"Fee which they receive from him. I must, however,
"observe, Sir, that among those whom I reckon the
"most Litigious, are such as are only quarrelsome
"in their Hearts, and have no Opportunity of shewing
"their Passion at the Bar. At the Head of such a
"Company, I place those whose irascible Nature
"inclines them to Party-Strife and false moral
"Contention, who ought otherwise to be Dignitaries
"of the Law: whose Qualifications of Mind would
"accomplish them more to be a Ruler, than a Pleader,
"or, what is worse, a common Party-Scribbler.

"Such a one, I am sorry to say, is the late
"Professor Althouse. She hath erected her Theatre
"of Topicks (as I call it), wherein there is
"to be found more Heat than Light, and more Ill-Will
"than at any Bar in Westminster-Hall.
"(For nothing is more common, I may tell you,
"than a Pair of Lawyers, who have been tearing
"each other to Pieces in a Court, clapping each
"others' Backs when out of it, on their Way to
"share a Bumper.) A rational Man may wonder at the
"Reason for the late Professor's Love of Contention;
"for, the Opinions commonly express'd amongst her
"Audience are low & vulgar ones, hardly fit for
"Grub-Street Scribblers, from whom most
"of her Admirers seem to derive their Notions.

"I will try no more Answer upon this dreary Subject,
"except to ask, why any well-bred Person would take
"it upon himself to imitate a Company so illiterate
"and ill-manner'd, whilst receiving not the least
"Fee for his Trouble? Is Litigiousness and
"Querulousness so satisfactory an Hobby-Horse,
"that a Man would ride it to the Poor-House?
"Or, is the Recompense the Pleasure at seeing
"another brought low? The Relief and secret
"Satisfactions of the Malignant and Envious are
"those little Imperfections and Blemishes that
"discover themselves among any Company, however
"illustrious. In a Word, the only sure Way to
"the Favour of such Persons, is not to deserve it.

"Knowing, Sir, that we do not deserve, like all Men,
"such Favours as GOD hath graciously bestow'd upon us,
"I am,

"Sir,

"Your Humble & Obt. Servt.

"Archibald B———"

I wondered why Sir Archy referred to Professor A as, "the late Professor Althouse," but a subsequent letter, which I'll be happy to share with you when the time is right, clears this up in a surprising, but perhaps not unfashionable, way.; June 10, 2012 at 11:49 PM
Titus said...: I just want to see Mamas' tit jiggling as she does the dishes or watches the tele.

Every day tits being exposed to the elements.

Now show em slut.

Jiggle, jiggle, bouncy bouncy.

tits in their nature.

Just being.

tits, now.

being real.

Just fucking living.

Hard nipples with the color purple with stitch marks.

Experiencing life.

tits.

God I need to see some tits.

tits.; June 11, 2012 at 12:28 AM
rcommal said...: Oh, come off it, Titus. What B.S. You no more need additional or increased exposure to nipples than I do to anuses--or even vice versa. I defended you a long time ago (and Trooper even noted it at the time, God help him!). For you to now, gratuitously, to demonstrate your ability to be a pisseur de copie at will is to betray the very concept of the point of what you were supposedly doing to begin with.

Shall I now start viewing you as simply an f'n' idiot, after all these years?; June 11, 2012 at 1:28 AM
Michael Haz said...: This thread reminds me of living in a town that doesn't have a Chinese family running a good restaurant.

At some point everyone in the community realizes that we all need to get a Wong.; June 11, 2012 at 8:07 AM
Dust Bunny Queen said...: Thank you rcommal (reader-iam). Just back from a nice long weekend away from the business and the internet. It is nice to get away. I defended you because it was right to do so and because I just can't stand the needless drama and junior high antics in grown adults.

And now after Michael's post, I'm hungry for some Dim Sum.; June 11, 2012 at 11:43 AM
Darcy said...: Huh. I still see drama. Must be the righteous kind.

*shrugs*; June 11, 2012 at 12:00 PM
MamaM said...: What a hot mess

The only thing not yet evident at this point is green foam.; June 11, 2012 at 12:33 PM
MamaM said...: Hi Titus. What set off your whore rant last night? Madonna's carefully calculated little nip peak ? A deep need to regain the shaky ground of being the most vile, vicious creature around?

I thought of you this weekend, after watching a reality show called "Oddities", focused on collectors of the odd and macabre. The characters coming in to the shop were as peculiar as the stuff they were selling and buying. I kept thinking you might show up any moment with the pube jar but I was Wong.; June 11, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Chip S. said...: I assume everyone here has heard the joke about Mr. Wong's suspicions that the baby his wife gave birth to wasn't really his.; June 11, 2012 at 1:36 PM
The Dude said...: You are correct.; June 11, 2012 at 1:41 PM
chickelit said...: I assume everyone here has heard the joke about Mr. Wong's suspicions that the baby his wife gave birth to wasn't really his.

Confusus say, post man arrays wing twice.; June 11, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Michael Haz said...: Would Elmer Fudd be thought a racist if he sang "If wuvin' yoou is wong, I don't wanna be white..."?; June 11, 2012 at 1:56 PM
chickelit said...: No. Despite his Frank manner of speaking, Fudd almost never misconjugated verbs.; June 11, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Chip S. said...: White time, Wong place.; June 11, 2012 at 2:04 PM
chickelit said...: Really Chip? I was just being self-effacing.; June 11, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Darcy said...: You guys are the best. :); June 11, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Chip S. said...: OK, OK, chick.

Three lefts.; June 11, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Titus said...: I was kidding mama and I am sorry. I wove you.

Please accept my apology.

Madonna's nipple thing was really really bad. How sad.

I was at the dog park yesterday and there was a woman there I speak with all the time. She is very nice, her dog is a demon and she has an autistic child that she adopted from China who can be very tough. The woman is a saint in my book and is kind of cute-in her mid 40's and always has a smile.

Yesterday, it was warm out and she was wearing a tanky and all I could notice is she had the tiniest little tits. She didn't have a bra on and certainly didn't need one. The wind was blowing and they never moved. Just tiny little tits. I thought they were kind of cute but wondered what straighties would of thought of them.

My point is that I think small tits are just as important in life as large tits.

Powerful, I know.

tits.; June 11, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Chip S. said...: Madonna's nipple thing was really really bad. How sad.

You got that right.

I didn't think it was possible for a woman to look like a man while showing nip, but she managed to do it. What a hideous hag.; June 11, 2012 at 3:00 PM
The Dude said...: A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse.; June 11, 2012 at 3:01 PM
MamaM said...: You guys are the best. :)

That they are. Some of the women are tops as well.; June 11, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Chip S. said...: Ride 'em, cowgirl!; June 11, 2012 at 3:04 PM
chickelit said...: Some of the women are tops as well.

Others get awful when they get on.; June 11, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Chip S. said...: But when they get off...

This is obvious day, right? Nobody seems to know that but me.

Or do I have the wrong blog?; June 11, 2012 at 3:09 PM
chickelit said...: Quick drawal Chip!; June 11, 2012 at 3:10 PM
chickelit said...: But when they get off...

It can be offal...; June 11, 2012 at 3:11 PM
chickelit said...: Wong brog?; June 11, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Darcy said...: Tops! Why does it always come down to this?; June 11, 2012 at 3:15 PM
chickelit said...: LCD?; June 11, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Chip S. said...: Wong brog?

Wong Ho.; June 11, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Darcy said...: Hu Ho?; June 11, 2012 at 3:22 PM
MamaM said...: the highest or loftiest point or part of anything;

or

A conical, spherical, or pear-shaped toy that with a quick or vigorous twist may be set to spin

Either one provides great definition.; June 11, 2012 at 3:23 PM
chickelit said...: Gingus Din?; June 11, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Chip S. said...: Uh oh.

The missing letter is an "l", not an "r", Darcy.; June 11, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Chip S. said...: A conical, spherical, or pear-shaped toy that with a quick or vigorous twist may be set to spin

Damn now we're back to Madonna's tits.; June 11, 2012 at 3:34 PM
chickelit said...: tops-- I sense a plurality of spin.

Some have the plain meaning, others take an upper position, still others aim lower.; June 11, 2012 at 3:35 PM
chickelit said...: I think Madonna is offal.; June 11, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Darcy said...: Oh! LOL, Chip.

And I don't know why I went and looked at the Madonna spectacle. But I did. Oy.; June 11, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Titus said...: You guys get kind of dirty.

Did you know there are bossy bottoms and voracious bottoms and tentative tops?

tits.

Love ya Mamam.; June 11, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Titus said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; June 11, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Titus said...: I thought a lot about the woman with the small tits last night.

Like I said I thought they were cute but you couldn't titty fuck her. There was not enough tit flesh to squish together to form a nice warm hole for your hog.

What happens then?

tits.; June 11, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Chip S. said...: I did not know that.

But I will say that "Little Miss Bossybottom" sounds like a pretty good nickname just waiting to be handed out.; June 11, 2012 at 3:48 PM
chickelit said...: What happens then?

Air guitar?; June 11, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Chip S. said...: What happens then?

Which came first--the homo orientation or this staggering lack of information?; June 11, 2012 at 3:49 PM
Darcy said...: Air guitar!

I LOL'd in a quiet office. Thanks. :); June 11, 2012 at 3:50 PM
chickelit said...: You're the best!; June 11, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Titus said...: I'm the best?

Thanks chick.

tits.; June 11, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Titus said...: Chris said guys will find any hole to fuck.

A fat woman's flappy armpit even.; June 11, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Chip S. said...: Ella says hi.; June 11, 2012 at 4:01 PM
Titus said...: Or I think Chris Rock said men just need " a crease".

tits.; June 11, 2012 at 4:05 PM
chickelit said...: A fat woman's flappy armpit even.

Women's Axillary Corps?

Yuck.

You're a hot mass, Titus; June 11, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Darcy said...: @chick

Yay! :); June 11, 2012 at 4:10 PM
Darcy said...: Er...not "yay!" to the flappy armpit...; June 11, 2012 at 4:15 PM
The Dude said...: Any pit in a storm, eh?

The gang's all hair. Am I right?

Hey Troop, start a new thread, please!; June 11, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Titus said...: Very funny Sixty.; June 11, 2012 at 4:29 PM
MamaM said...: Colonel Angus is Gunga Din when it comes to blind horses, not caring a wink about eyesight, armpits, yays or neighs as long as he can lead 'em to water and in doing so, slake his own thirst for adventure.

YOU may talk o' gin an' beer
When you're quartered safe out 'ere,
An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it;
But if it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.; June 11, 2012 at 4:31 PM
chickelit said...: MamaM just kippled the conversaion.; June 11, 2012 at 4:34 PM
MamaM said...: MamaM just kippled the conversaion.

After 6 trips around the Rude Yard in the Wong direction it was closing in on the end anyway. Good run though.

For a green water finale:

I sha'n't forgit the night
When I dropped be'ind the fight
With a bullet where my belt-plate should 'a' been.
I was chokin' mad with thirst,
An' the man that spied me first
Was our good old grinnin', gruntin' Gunga Din.

'E lifted up my 'ead,
An' 'e plugged me where I bled,
An' 'e guv me 'arf-a-pint o' water—green;
It was crawlin' an' it stunk,
But of all the drinks I've drunk,
I'm gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.; June 11, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Titus said...: OK, Just went to the dog park and saw the small titted woman.

I feel bad for her, not because of the size of her tits, but her adopted daughter.

The woman is single and adopted a little girl from China. The little girl has some many emotional and mental issues and now the mother said she is starting to beat the shit out of the mom. The girl is 12 and now the size of the mom. She has ADD and a bunch of other issues. She won't go to any therapy anymore and has to go to a special needs school in Harvard, Mass which is fucking far from here.

On top of that the dog is a monster and never stops barking and runs around in circles and eats other dogs shit. And always steals my rare clumber's ball and then we don't want it because it has shit on it from his mouth.

The mom is a sweetheart. And she is cute. She needs an amazing man in her life, and God Bless the man who takes that challenge.; June 11, 2012 at 5:57 PM
Titus said...: The small titted mom said the reason the kid is the way she is is because she was left in a crib for 10 months and never touched.

My sister adopted a kid from Russia under similar circumstances but did not end up turning out like this.

The small titted mom's vacation will be at some specialist in all these issues home for a week- with the kid...in Buffalo-dear lord.

I have actually seen the kid lash out physically and vocally at the small titted mom at the park and it makes me sad.; June 11, 2012 at 6:02 PM
Chip S. said...: Before this thread dies a merciful death, I'd appreciate it if MamaM would explain "green foam" to me.; June 11, 2012 at 6:08 PM
chickelit said...: The woman is single and adopted a little girl from China.

If she had a husband, partner, or even a second child, the problem would be lessened because three could triangulate the child's manipulations.

I don't encourage single parent adoptions. Thanks Titus for holding her up as an example.; June 11, 2012 at 7:03 PM
blake said...: Titus,

If you want to help her, direct her to iahp.org.; June 11, 2012 at 7:07 PM
MamaM said...: I'd appreciate it if MamaM would explain "green foam" to me.

It's what is rumored to come out of the mouths of those possessed by a demon, along with a guttural voice cursing and denouncing the validity of another.

I honestly don't know what inner dynamics would prompt someone to say:

"You are one of the most vile vicious creatures I've had the misfortune to cross paths with..."
or
"Mamam I bet you have enormous and great tits..Now whip em out bitch, and the nipples need to be exposed....whore."

But I consider that type of talk to be dark, humorless and abusive. Green foam.; June 11, 2012 at 7:17 PM
chickelit said...: I guessed the foam part. I thought green had something to do with envy.; June 11, 2012 at 7:25 PM
Titus said...: Chick, I have no idea if she was single when she adopted. I just know she is single now.; June 11, 2012 at 7:29 PM
chickelit said...: Old School: link; June 11, 2012 at 7:31 PM
Titus said...: Mamam I was being complimentary and I did apologize.

I say that to all my girlfriends and they say the same back.

Now give me a big hug.

tits; June 11, 2012 at 7:36 PM
MamaM said...: I thought green had something to do with envy.

Bile runs yellow to green, so I'm guessing that's where the trace back happens.

And Titus my friend, I've picked up a lot of your shit, bantered and played with your stories in a way seemed as close to relational as anything portrayed her.

No hugs from MamaM until you can be clear about what you're apologizing for besides "kidding".; June 11, 2012 at 11:25 PM
Titus said...: Mama I was apologizing because i believe me calling you a whore and slut were inappropriate. But in my world those terms are really complimentary.

And because what I posted caused you to feel it was dark and humorless and that is not my goal here.

I don't mean to hurt or demean or feel uneasy or uncomfortable in any way.

I like you Mama and that was not my goal and I obviously failed based off your feedback.

And for that I am deeply sorry and hope you will forgive me.

So Mama what I am saying is that I don't want you to feel threatened or that I am dark and humorless. I was just going with what I do.

I am on bended knee with a sincere sorry.

tits.; June 12, 2012 at 12:35 AM
chickelit said...: Complete with genufection.; June 12, 2012 at 12:49 AM
MamaM said...: Titus, in my world, which includes survivors of physical and sexual abuse, those terms are not considered complimentary.

Thank you for taking time to respond and show me your heart. I appreciate and accept your apology, sincere sorry and bended knee.

Hugs and Namaste

MamaM; June 12, 2012 at 1:13 AM

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