Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Garbage in, Garbage out.

New York Post Weird but True August 8, 2008

If there's a online site for this kind of fetish, don't tell us the Web address.
A naked man was busted in Kennewick, Wash., for allegedly masturbating while chasing a garbage truck.

John Foster says he chased the truck because he was upset that the driver had looked at him.
Foster was charged with public drunkenness.

Mr. Foster who post comments on line under the pseudonym Alpha Liberal, blamed his arrest on Republicans, conservative Christians and George W. Bush.

He said he would continue to masturbate in the privacy of his own home as he posts the "truth" to the uninformed.

2 comments:

I'm Full of Soup said...

I could almost picture this happening. Now I have to go gouge my eyes out. Thanks.

blake said...

Ooh. Dibs on AJ's eyes.