PDA'S

I was reading a post at Althouse and Mort was spewing about homosexual public displays of affection and fat chicks in porn. Now I like Mort, but he couldn't be more wrong on both counts.

Gay people are people just like anyone else and if they want to kiss or show affection in public, than that's what they should do. When we were in the Mandalay Bay last week, there was a lot of gay people all over the place. In the hallways, the bar and the pool. And occasionally they kissed or hugger or whatever. So what. If you know who you are it shouldn't bother you.

It probably only bothers you if it gets you hot and that scares you. I mean if I was in the meat aisle at Kroegers and RH Hardin started fingering the hole of a frozen chicken, I wouldn't care. It doesn't effect me. So maybe you can leave those kids alone.

As far as fat chicks go, I love the chubby girls. So Mort doesn't know what he is talking about. I have a sneaking suspicion that's true about all kinds of women. Fat ones, thin ones, ones that sit on cocks. They are all a mystery to Mr. Brenzy.

But I am glad he is out of his shell and talking about something other than racism. And like Ernie Borgnine, he still has the internet for some private displays of affection.