You can't hit a girl....well maybe you can if she hits you first.

When I was growing up it was drilled into us that you can never hit a girl. No matter what. So they got away with a lot. I mean they were always punching me and shit. Especially when I was hanging out in bars back in the day. I would always sit at the end of the bar and flirt with and try to hit on the Irish waitresses. We would joke and laugh and have some good craic all night long. But then they would get a bad customer or something and would come back and haul off and punch me in the arm or the gut or something cursing all the while. I would go and say "What did I do?" and they would say "Shut your gob you wee donkey I just got a table of tourists and I ain't making any fooking money."

But what do you do when a girl is poking at you and punching you and riling you up? I mean you have to retaliate in one way or another. I mean you have to hit them where it hurts. With words of course. It might be delicate if you are bowing to political correctness. And remember everything on the internets is recorded forever.

But sometimes the Fabulous One is cruising for a kick in the twat. Just sayn'

Have at it.