Monday, September 8, 2008

Bedrock of Love 4

The Hanna Barbera lot in the early sixties was just a den of iniquity. I mean everyone was banging everyone. Men and women, men and men, women and women, moose and squirrel. It was a crazy time man, it was the sixties. Everyone was tuning in and turning on and dropping out. So the Flintstone set was par for the course. I mean it sure was a lot better than the Jetsons. Man that George Jetson was a pussy hound. He had a casting couch and he would screw anything that moved. But he particularly loved to screw the girl that played his daughter on the show. He was a freak. One time George and Judy had a three way with the girl who played Pebbles that was the talk of the set. They actually filmed it and showed it at the annual holiday party. George got into filming his sexcapades. It was only a matter of time until he came to a bad end. That’s why I wasn’t surprised when Magilla Gorilla beat him to death with a camera tripod.
(Joseph Barbera and Herbet Finn, The E True Hollywood Story of the Flintstones: Stoned in Bedrock)

3 comments:

blake said...

I saw the movie they made out of this! "Autofucus!"

I'm Full of Soup said...

Call your agent Troop. He just got you a very lucrative Looney Tunes deal.

He said however you should re-work this Flinstones Opus.Heh.

blake said...

Which reminds me, Troop: Have you ever seen "Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law"?

They did a great bit called "Yabba Dabba Don" with Flintstone as a Tony Soprano type characer.