Spock: Ms. Chapel.
Christine Chapel: Yes, Mr. Spock?
Spock: I had a most startling dream. You were trying to tell me something...but I couldn't hear you. [Chapel is crying] It would be illogical for us to protest against our natures, don't you think?Christine Chapel: Oh Mr. Spock. You need not protest. I can see that you have a problem. It is the time of Pom Farr and your tricorder is on the fritz.
Spock: Yes I am afraid I have Meade's disease. It is most troubling.
Christine Chapel: But that seems unlikely. I can tell by the bulge in your pants that your phasers are on stun.
Spock: Well the indicated treatment for Meade's disease is massive doses of Viagra. I had some bootleg Klingon Viagra and it seems that it is very effective. Come sit on my lap and I will show you how effective it is my dear Nurse Chapel.
Christine Chapel: Oh Mr. Spock, I thought you would never ask. I thought you would never mate with a human.
Spock: It is logical. Beaming off has lost it's appeal. Let's do this.
Christine Chapel: Oh Mr. Spock! I should call you Mr. Cock!
(Star Trek, The Original Series,The Directors Cut, Amok Time 1967)
1 comment:
Funny. Did I ever tell you my nickname in high school? Let's just say it started with "Big"
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