Thursday, December 18, 2008

Oh yes Master!



Jeannie: Master is football more important to you than I am?
Major Nelson: Of course not, that's like comparing oranges and lemons.
Jeannie: And I'm the lemon.
Major Nelson: Well only if I get to squeeze you till you get nice and juciy.
Jeannie: Oh master I am all nice and juicy now....come let me show something I learned many years ago in a glass blowing factory in Islamabad. You can keep watching football. You are my master. (Several loud booms are hear)
Major Nelson: What's that.
Jeanie: Don't worry master, that is just Meade's head exploding. Now back to business.
(I Dream of Jeanie, 1965)

1 comment:

Meade said...

Maybe it was just my adolescent imagination running away with me that I could see through her pants.

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