I always picture DBQ as a first rate mind in a first rate body. This is of course completely intimidating to the average guy, who can always comfort himself that the out of his league package is dumb as a box of rocks. Not DBQ's husband or Lee Lee's husband. The average guy. You. Me.
They handed out a new company pen at work, and it's almost that size. I'm embarrassed, if people see it they might think we're overcompensating for something else.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
4 comments:
I always picture DBQ as a first rate mind in a first rate body. This is of course completely intimidating to the average guy, who can always comfort himself that the out of his league package is dumb as a box of rocks. Not DBQ's husband or Lee Lee's husband. The average guy. You. Me.
They handed out a new company pen at work, and it's almost that size. I'm embarrassed, if people see it they might think we're overcompensating for something else.
DBQ retired?
Hopefully, only to her bed, and only for one night.
Along those lines, I doubt DBQ has a "pillowtop" mattress. Might just soften her up, and dammit! We will have NONE of that!
What are those boys looking up at?
Post a Comment