Friday, June 17, 2011

The Sackett Weiner


Cap Roundtree poured himself a cup of coffee the pot boiling on the pot bellied stove.

Orrin leaned back in his chair at the desk as the cold wind whipped tumbleweeds through the street. A paint pony knickered at the livery at the sound of an owl of the night.

Suddenly we heard the sound of someone running down the boardwalk. The telegrapher’s clerk burst through the door.“Here Sheriff it just came over the wire.” He handed it over to Orrin.

“This is bad Ty.” He slid over the paper. It was a photo of a penis.“The Weiner gang is back. And they are on their way into town.”

"We better get Tell. I think he had some dealings with the Weiners in that mining camp."

6 comments:

edutcher said...

For the Weiner gang, the boys may need Nolan and Logan, Flagan and Galloway, and maybe cousin Lando.

(some may need to bone up on their Louis L'Amour)

Trooper York said...

"Bone up."

Hee.

blake said...

Atypically turgid prose.

deborah said...

It's thick with single entendre.

Teramis said...

And on a separate note, if I may: what a *great* pic of Tom Selleck and Sam Elliot. What movie is that from, do you know? I've never seen it but would love to.

deborah said...

No idee, Teramis; my best guess is Quigley Down Under.