F Troop Reporting for Duty 5

Now the Indians on the show were real pot heads. They just sat around and smoked the peace pipe and got the munchies. They were the laziest bunch of complaining bastards I ever ran across. Most of them later went on to become community organizers. Now Bald Eagle wasn’t so bad. He just liked to talk and talk and talk. Of course he could never come up with anything original. He would always try to rip off other people but he could never get it quite right. “I will fight no more, whatever.” I heard he later ran for Senator from Delaware.
(Seaman Jacobs, Ed James, and Jim Barnett, The E True Hollywood Story of F Troop)