...all the celebrities I've bumped into in the city...
A couple of months ago I saw Helena Christiansen walking in the Meatpacking District. Pure twat. She must be 40 something but she's one of those incredible creatures who never lose it. Decades ago I found myself standing next to Van Johnson, waiting for the light to change. This was in Times Square. He was wearing his trademark red socks. I think he died recently. Once saw Wally Cox scuttling down a street in The Village.
Television seems to add more than ten pounds to her body, doesn't it? I propose forming a posse for an immediate emergency search of the affected areas in an attempt to locate the missing weight.
...especially his late night stuff where he just rambles.
Listening in those nights, don't you just feel like a bartender?
P.S. I meant no disrespect for the Lions. Growing up in Packerland, we only hated the Bears (and Dallas). Sadly, I lost interest in pro-football as the Pack declined in the '70's and 80's. It came back later of course, but it's died back now.
Like, porn star tiny. (They use smaller girls so that other...things...look bigger.)
There's a deli I like where maybe 20% of the time I go, I'll see someone who looks like she's just off a porn set. I'd say they were hookers but it's a fairly remote suburb and it's smack dab in the heart of porn valley.
Next I'll have to tell you about my appearance in a porn....
Pro football Hall of Fame cornerback for the Lions...played the late sixties to late seventies. He still lives around here, I believe, so he's a local celeb. Or was, back then. I haven't really heard much of him in a long while.
That was some good blog Meade--where'd you get it?
Darcy- perhaps for another time--I have to go to--I think one reason I was never big into pro sports was that we had such good Badger hockey when I was in high school and college-Bob Johnson era. The Brewers were in Milwaukee, but they weren't the old Braves. I did like the Milwaukee Bucks.
Actually, Meade, that's true: Porn guys tend to be short in stature.
Or so I'm told. I was reading a woman who did administrative-type work at one of the bigger studios. She mentioned both things in an entry she had on having to shop for one of the "stars" in the teen-girl section, since she was a size 0.
My own appearance in porn was fleeting and random, however. A few years ago I was in a local sandwich shop, and this girl walks in. I'm pretty intent on ordering my food so I'm not paying much attention, but out of the corner of my eye, I can see something off about her.
So I glance over and she's wearing super high-heels and super-made-up and she's just not dressed right for the area or time of day.
Then a couple of guys with a camera come buy and pull her out and start talking to her on the street. These were the guys who dropped her off in the first place, and the guy who doesn't have the camera is buffed out.
But I can here them talking like they just picked her up at random.
Sounds like a porn setup, no?
The clincher is: She never ordered a sandwich, and this place has the best subs in the city. Possibly on the west coast.
It just don't add up!
So I figure I'm in the opening shot of some gonzo internet pick up porn.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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OK, great. Keep it up.
Next time I see her I'm just gonna stand there with my mouth open and my tongue hanging out. (At best!)
The next time he sees her.
As if they meet every Wednesday for yoga and lattes.
Ban him. Now!
Leah is pretty hot. I'm sorta jealous of blake, too.
So...sorry, blake. I'm in on the ban-wagon.
Darcy said: Leah is pretty hot. I'm sorta jealous of blake, too.
Your face looks kinda hot in your phote--were you blushing?
:)
You guys now got me thinking of all the celebrities I've bumped into in the city, trying to think of a hotter one.
I confess to having some difficulty.
I'll have to share this with Leah next time we hook up. She'll get a kick out of it.
(In my best Bevis/Butthead voice): Blake said "hook up." Heh. Heh heh.
LOL, chickenlittle. I'm always blushing. Irish.
I used to listen to her on a morning radio show that preceeded Opie and Anthony for a while in New York. She seems really cool.
Plus shes my type, a full bodied brunette. Yowza.
Trooper York said: Plus shes my type, a full bodied brunette. Yowza.
Then I think you would have liked Lisa Todd at 0:47 to 0:58 (but watch the whole thing for the man in black).
...all the celebrities I've bumped into in the city...
A couple of months ago I saw Helena Christiansen walking in the Meatpacking District. Pure twat. She must be 40 something but she's one of those incredible creatures who never lose it.
Decades ago I found myself standing next to Van Johnson, waiting for the light to change. This was in Times Square. He was wearing his trademark red socks. I think he died recently.
Once saw Wally Cox scuttling down a street in The Village.
I got to interview Dionne Warwick for my school paper in 1968. Does that count?
I once met Bertha Krupp's grandson in Switzerland.
Out here in SD, the only celebrities I ever see are wannabe pornstarlets working on their tans at the beach.
Television seems to add more than ten pounds to her body, doesn't it? I propose forming a posse for an immediate emergency search of the affected areas in an attempt to locate the missing weight.
Lem Barney was seated at a table near me in a restaurant. I couldn't stop staring. Worst thing was that I had to tell my date who he was.
Worst thing was that I had to tell my date who he was.
Is that the same Lem who needs a tag at Althouse?
Haha. Lem @ Althouse is hilarious...especially his late night stuff where he just rambles.
...especially his late night stuff where he just rambles.
Listening in those nights, don't you just feel like a bartender?
P.S. I meant no disrespect for the Lions. Growing up in Packerland, we only hated the Bears (and Dallas). Sadly, I lost interest in pro-football as the Pack declined in the '70's and 80's. It came back later of course, but it's died back now.
Umm...I need to correct my post. I sound like a sports snob! I pointed out Lem Barney to my date, and he said "Who is Lem Barney?".
There. That doesn't sound as snobby, and with both of us Michiganders, it was just a little surprising.
Meade: That must have been really cool! What was she like?
Yes! That's exactly right, chickenlittle. If I find one of those strings of posts I read them all usually, though. They're very interesting, actually.
I knew you were teasing. I've always liked the Packers and the Vikings. And now the Chargers, too.
We have always hated losing to the Bears. But now...umm, well, that's not so operational. Who cares?
chickenlittle: You have beaches in SD? I thought you just had saloons.
Darcy: I don't remember what she was like. It was the sixties. I'm kidding. She was really sweet and, you know, real.
So who IS Lem Barney? Or do I have to get up and go all the way over to the Googles?
Leah is tiny, Troop.
Like, porn star tiny. (They use smaller girls so that other...things...look bigger.)
There's a deli I like where maybe 20% of the time I go, I'll see someone who looks like she's just off a porn set. I'd say they were hookers but it's a fairly remote suburb and it's smack dab in the heart of porn valley.
Next I'll have to tell you about my appearance in a porn....
Geez, Meade. It's not like you couldn't use the exercise.
Pro football Hall of Fame cornerback for the Lions...played the late sixties to late seventies. He still lives around here, I believe, so he's a local celeb. Or was, back then. I haven't really heard much of him in a long while.
Did he become a porn star or what? I mean, what made him famous?
Very mean!!! LOL.
Mean is my middle name. Actually, it's my first name... if you typo
blake did a porn?
You didn't know that?
(They use smaller guys so that other...things...look bigger.)
BURN!!!
Alright kids, this has been fun turning Trooper's blog into a chat room. I'm going to go do some... exercise now (Blake).
chickenlittle, do need some ice or something before I go? Bong? No thanks, I already tried that.
Be good.
That was some good blog Meade--where'd you get it?
Darcy- perhaps for another time--I have to go to--I think one reason I was never big into pro sports was that we had such good Badger hockey when I was in high school and college-Bob Johnson era. The Brewers were in Milwaukee, but they weren't the old Braves. I did like the Milwaukee Bucks.
Actually, Meade, that's true: Porn guys tend to be short in stature.
Or so I'm told. I was reading a woman who did administrative-type work at one of the bigger studios. She mentioned both things in an entry she had on having to shop for one of the "stars" in the teen-girl section, since she was a size 0.
My own appearance in porn was fleeting and random, however. A few years ago I was in a local sandwich shop, and this girl walks in. I'm pretty intent on ordering my food so I'm not paying much attention, but out of the corner of my eye, I can see something off about her.
So I glance over and she's wearing super high-heels and super-made-up and she's just not dressed right for the area or time of day.
Then a couple of guys with a camera come buy and pull her out and start talking to her on the street. These were the guys who dropped her off in the first place, and the guy who doesn't have the camera is buffed out.
But I can here them talking like they just picked her up at random.
Sounds like a porn setup, no?
The clincher is: She never ordered a sandwich, and this place has the best subs in the city. Possibly on the west coast.
It just don't add up!
So I figure I'm in the opening shot of some gonzo internet pick up porn.
heh heh heh... Blake said sandwich.
yeh, yeh, even said "sub" heh, heh
Porn Star tiny, hahahahahaha. Beautiful. I'm thinking only a very small percentage of women would appreciate being described thusly.
Blake should show us some love and let us know where that slice of the species hangs.
Where do they hang?
They don't call this "porn valley" for nothing. I'm so proud of my hometown [sniff], did I tell you my childhood home was used in a porn? (Allegedly.)
There's a bar in Burbank where they get together for Karaoke night.
Or did you just mean tiny women in general?
I used to like Leah when she was on Saved By The Bell. It was the season when all the kids got jobs at some country club on the beach.
But now...she's a Scientologist. That's a major deal breaker in my book. I'd be weary of posting pics of her on here...she might send Xenu after ya.
I'd be weary of posting pics of her on here...
if?
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