Trooper York: Everyday we need a gratuitous bathtub scene. I blame Blake!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Bolander: This lady says to me, "Some of the men I know think its perverse; but I like to make love iguana style."

(Homicide Life on the Streets, Ghost of a Chance)

knox said...: Ever since you brought up "Scarface" I prefer not to think about it. I had to turn it off at that point, never to return. I hate missing out on such a pop culture touchstone, but I have my limits.; December 16, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Trooper York said...: I just want to know what the hell is iquana style?; December 16, 2008 at 7:32 PM
blake said...: Shoot. I was hoping you'd tell me what iguana style was.

UD: When a man bites a woman with a scaly neck during sex to insure that she can't wiggle free. Iguana style is often violent and can lead to bleeding. Ensure that the woman's neck is indeed scaly--older women preferable--before attempting or else it is not truly iguana style.; December 17, 2008 at 2:22 AM
blake said...: And what's this "gratuitous bathtub scene"? That's like "gratuitous Adrienne Barbeau"!

I mean, I understand the words, they just don't make sense when you put them together.; December 17, 2008 at 2:23 AM