Tuesday, December 16, 2008

My mother in law is coming over on Christmas Day.


Samantha: Happy sweetheart?
Darrin: Let's see. I've got a beautiful wife. Lovely daughter. Comfortable home. Good job. I guess I'm reasonably happy.
Samantha: Why only 'reasonably'?
Darrin: I would be ecstatically happy if you were an orphan!
Samantha: Another remark like that and I'll be a widow.

16 comments:

DaLawGiver said...

My Mother-in-law is OK, I'm her favorite. The rest of her in-laws are losers and probably giant fans to boot.

My first wife's mom was a doozy though, she divorced my first wife's Dad and left him with three kids so she could run off and marry their priest. She divorced the ex-priest a few years later and returned to first husband and had two more kids.

Following first mother-in-law's lead, first wife left me with a 3 year old and an 8 year old who I raised by myself for 5 years. We did not get remarried though she wanted to. I found happiness with current wife and we've been married 15 years and she is my best friend to boot.

Everyone hs a story in the naked city and this has been one of them.

Trooper York said...

Hey I was just busting balls because I get along fine with my mother in law. I treat her like a Queen. In fact she never had to cook for me. I always cooked for the family when we ate together or we went out. But you have to love mother in law jokes.

And jokes about the Cowboys.

knox said...

she divorced my first wife's Dad and left him with three kids so she could run off and marry their priest. She divorced the ex-priest a few years later and returned to first husband and had two more kids.


WTF??? I didn't even know this could happen.


first wife left me with a 3 year old and an 8 year old who I raised by myself for 5 years.

kudos... truly.


Everyone hs a story in the naked city and this has been one of them.

LOL

Titusisveryrelaxed said...

Was that the gay or straight Darrin?

I loved Elizabeth Montgomery. She was so cool and pretty. She rode in a gay pride parade once-she was a friend of the gays, bless her heart.

Trooper York said...

That was the gay Darrin. The first one.

Trooper York said...

You know researching old TV show dialouge there is a hell of a lot of threats of violence between spouses. It's very interesting.

Meade said...
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Trooper York said...

A friend of one of my clients had a similar deal. She was a real church goer and once her kids were in high school she divorced him and married a priest. Messed him up for a while. But then he met a cool woman his own age with grown kids and he was fine.

blake said...

Priests must be hot stuff.

Darcy said...

Simple. Priests are untouchable, therefore, a lot of women find them irresistible. Especially if they are handsome.

My sister (and a lot of other women, if I observed correctly) had a crush on a very handsome priest. Thank God he appeared to be unaffected by all of the swooning.

Sounds like Lawgiver was rewarded for his fine character. Good deal. You too, Meade. That was touching indeed, from your mother in law.

Titushasapartytogoto said...

The gay Darrin was the second one. The first Darrin died really young broke.

Titushasapartytogoto said...

I loved Uncle Arthur natch.

And Charles Nelson Reilly on The Game Show.

Titushasapartytogoto said...

I don't have to worry about no mother in law.

I enjoy being single. I know I am supposed to be all miserable and loney but I am not.

Titushasapartytogoto said...

In The Gay Almanac it rated Betwitched one of the gayest television shows ever.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Darcy:
Those priests are affectionately dubbed "Father What-a-waste."

Darcy said...

Ruth Anne: Hee!