At the Club.

The Latin Quarter 2am at the club.

Jorge Posada: Hey Derek it’s really strange being here in the city off season. The tour of the new Stadium was sweet.
Derek: Yeah I can’t wait for spring training.
Jorge Posada: Yeah me too. Man those Giants are getting all the action man. Look at that Armani Bradshaw. That’s one hot chica he’s got hanging on him there.
Derek Jeter: Well they are the World Champs. They get the glory and the girls now. It’s been a while since we won.
Jorge Posada: You’re breaking my heart Chico. You get all the pussy you want man.
Joba Chamberlain: That’s right Mr. Jeter. You get all the girls.
Derek Jeter: True. Hey look there’s Plaxico Burress and Antonio Pierce. Let’s go and say hello.
(Jeter, Posada and Joba walk across the club to say hello)
Derek Jeter: Hey guys howz it going? (Fist bumps all around; Jeter notices a bulge in Plaxicos sweats) Hey Plax I don’t want you to think I am Mike Piazza or anything but what’s up with your sweats.
Plaxico Burress: I’m packing.
Antonio Pierce: Yeah me too. Twelve inches bitch.
Plaxico Burress: Nah man, I got my gat. Anthony got jacked last week….ain’t no fool gonna do me like that.
Jorge Posada: Don’t you have a holster for that shit man. You can blow your fuckin Johnson off jefe.
Antonio Pierce; Yeah Plax I wouldn’t have room in my pants for two big guns ya know what I’m saying.
Joba Chamberlain: Oh look Mr. Jeter one of your friends is coming over. Isn’t that Miss Biel. (Jessica Biel comes slinking over to them in a micro mini black dress with six inch heels)
Jessica Biel: Hi Derek. How are you baby? (Air Kisses)
Derek Jeter: I’m cool how are you Jess. Let me introduce you to the boys. These are my boys Jorge and Joba and these are a couple of the Giants, Plaxico and Antonio. (One arm hugs and air kisses all around. The shapely Miss Biel uses the opportunity to rub up against the athletes to maybe get Derek jealous).
Jorge Posada: (with a big grin on his face) Nice to meet you senorita.
Joba Camberlain: (with a beet red face) Yes very nice Miss Biel.
Jessica Biel: Oh and the World Champs. Hey Plaxico (She rubs her barely restrained breasts against Plaxico as she air kisses him on his right cheek, but as she goes to kiss him on his left cheek she sees Jeter frown so she sticks her tongue in his ear)
Plaxico Burress: Oh erh yeah! (Plaxico can’t help it as she is rubbing all of that nubile flesh against him he starts to respond. But a terrible thing happens his erect penis pushes through the trigger guard of his Glock but he doesn’t notice).
Antinio Pierce: Hey I need some of that sugar baby. ( He shoulders in and bumps Plaxico out of the way. Plaxico stumbles and then straightens up. He goes to fix the gun in his sweats. But his cock is stuck in his Glock. A shot rings out)
Joba Chamberlain: Oh my God! Somebody killed Plaxico!