Have it your way

New York Post Weird but True December 6, 2008
She wasn't loving it.
A Florida man faces a domestic-violence charge for hitting his girlfriend in the face with a McDonald's cheeseburger.
Amid an argument in his car, the woman tossed his soda out the window.
In response, he slapped her with the burger. They got out in a rage, and he patty-whacked her again.

Thank God they don't have to go in front of the Burger court.