Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hello Kitty 9.



Emma Peel: Would you like a drink?
John Steed: Intravenously!
Emma Peel: [Emma is admiring an antique bed] I've always rather fancied myself in one of these.
John Steed: So have I... I mean, I have too.
Meade: Hi welcome to Sleepy's. Wow nice catsuit. I can I interest you in a mattress today.
Emma Peel: Indeed you can my fine sir. Now, take me to your leader. Or, lead me to your taker.
Mead: Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina.
(The Avengers, 1961)

8 comments:

I'm Full of Soup said...

That fing Meade is the luckiest SOB. First Althouse gets him then he beds Emma Pell. Next he will brag he had Helen Thomas back when they put her in the front row at press conferences.

Darcy said...

Hey! How did Meade get in there? And a mattress salesman, too??

Quick work. :)

Trooper York said...

Meade is never far away form a mattress. That's one of his charms.

Meade said...

Don't knock Helen Thomas, AJ. Dark soulful eyes, lips that shout "KISS ME, YOU FOOL. In person, she is majorly babalicious and was a cougar before anyone even dreamed of the concept.

She and I go back.

Way back.
Way WAY back. Taught me some wild shit I didn't know even EXISTED! That was back before I got into the mattress futures market which, by the way, I've taken a long position on on an April contract if you get my drift. Supply down... demand... UP!

Meade said...

But it's true - I AM a lucky SOB. Althouse, Emma, Helen -- I only bed the best!

Darcy said...

Taught me some wild shit I didn't know even EXISTED!

It all makes sense now...you were speaking from experience on the other thread.

The erotic naps with the cougar of a certain age? You had 'em!

Meade said...

Darcy, I am a very experienced guy who pretty much knows everything. I may have failed to tell you that.

Darcy said...

I think I'm getting that, Meade.