Hey chickenlittle it isn't just the sky that is falling! Just sayin'

Now, we're not ones to go 'round spreadin' rumors,
Why, really we're just not the gossipy kind,
No, you'll never hear one of us repeating gossip,
So you'd better be sure and listen close the first time!"

(The original Gossip Girls from Hee Haw)
(PS that's Barbi Benton when one whore was enough for Hef)

Just so Chicken little can stop worrying and say it's up and not falling if you know what I mean.