Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Some people say all people do on the internet is look at dirty pictures. Others criticize bloggers as fat guys in their underwear eating Cheetos's.
I say why fight it.
Today's gratuitous Cheetos bathtub scene.
She called me last night. I wasn't home. She left a message."Michael, are you frito-lay?"By the time I got there, she'd been in the tub so long that her ridges had ruffled.She tasted of vinegar and salt, and smelled of onion dip.I left early because it's impossible to eat just one.
Where do you find this stuff?
Perhaps you should post this for the ladies.
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She called me last night. I wasn't home. She left a message.
"Michael, are you frito-lay?"
By the time I got there, she'd been in the tub so long that her ridges had ruffled.
She tasted of vinegar and salt, and smelled of onion dip.
I left early because it's impossible to eat just one.
Where do you find this stuff?
Perhaps you should post this for the ladies.
Post a Comment