Thursday, December 18, 2008

Tales from the Amy's garden Wonderful edition.




Fiver: There's something very queer about the warren this evening
Hazel: Is it dangerous?

Fiver: It's not exactly danger, it's... oh, I don't know. Something oppressive... like thunder.

Hazel: I feel it too. The lady in the cottage seems very strange and lonely. She is walking around talking to herself again.

Bigwig: Well I think the lady has really become very mean. She has taken all of the carrots out of the garden patch. There isn’t even one left. And today, she took a rutabaga.

Fiver: Really, then what is she doing with a rutabaga?

Bigwig: Last night she peeled it and stuck it between her legs. Back and forth. And she moans an awful lot. And calls out.

Hazel: Who does she call out for?

Bigwig: I don't really know. What is a Oh my God, Bissage?Hazel: I don't know.

Fiver: Me either.

Hazel: Maybe that is her God. She doesn’t seem to go to church like Farmer Brown. Maybe Bissage really is God.
Bigwig: Well whoever he is he seems to be wonderful.

Hazel: What a waste of a good rutabaga.

(Watership Down, 1972)

5 comments:

Asante Samuel said...

Rehab is for quitters.

Trooper York said...

But not rutabagas.

You have to be really "open" to the experiance if you know what I mean.

chickelit said...

Is that Amy Whinehorse?

Trooper York said...

Indeed.

It also serves as a metaphor my good sir. I will let you figure it out.

chickelit said...

No thanks Trooper. In world full of infinite mysteries, that one doesn't even figure.