Everyone was very optimistic when they were about to inaugurate Daffy Duck the President of Cartoon land. He had come out of nowhere to win after besting Malificent in the primary. Daffy was very affable or you might say daffable, telling everyone what they wanted to hear. Or least
everyone heard what they wanted when they listened to him speak. He promised everything to everyone and beat Yosemite Sam easily in the general election. But you see he walked like a duck, he swam like a duck and he quacked like a duck. So you see, he was a duck. That made anyone who thought he was something else a dick.
(We're Ducked, TheElection of Daffy Duck, An E True Hollywood Story)
2 comments:
Duck Dodger of the Twenty-first CENtureee.
In the Babylon 5 universe, Daffy
Duck is recognized, tongue in cheek, as the "Egyptian god of frustration."
But I like your take.
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