Saturday, January 10, 2009

Hey I can out act a hood ornament.

Sgt. T.J. Hooker: (pulls up in squad car) So what’s the deal?
Officer Stacy Sheridan: How come your named Hooker and I had to act like a whore to get this job?
Officer Vince Romano: Yeah me too. What’s up with that?
Sgt. T.J. Hooker: I’ll be right with you. First, I have to roll over the hood of a car and throw my wife into the swimming pool. You two be naked in my trailer by the time I get back.
(TJ Hooker, 1982)

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