It was reported that Michelle Obama brought a small gift wrapped package to the White House today as a gift for the Bushes. It was a leather bound diary that Laura Bush graciously accepted in the spirit in which it was given.
Dear Diary (January 20, 2009)
Well that's over with. Finally we can get away from all these phonys and the fuckin' assholes that ruined George's administration. If only he had listened to me. I just thank the Good Lord that they finally let me get behind the wheel of a car. I told them I had to practice because we were returning to the real world and I would have to drive again.
Who knew that fuckin Cheney could move so fast. I clipped the bastard but he managed to dive out of the way. He better stay in fuckin Wyoming that's all I got to say. The fuck.
Anyway good luck to George and Weezy. Good Times Baby. Easy Money Ripoffs. It's Good Times. As much as they might think it's the Cosby show, it's freakin Good Times.
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You must recall that Laura Bush's driving was the end of a classmate in her high school?
That was kinda the point Ruth Anne.
This will be a new continuing feature here at Trooper York.
George and Weezy were The Jeffersons. That was the third administration.
Easy credit ripoffs were "Good Times." That show was set in the high rise housing projects of the South Side of Chicago. Florida and James Evans were the parents of Dy-no-MITE Jimmy Walker.
I'm glad you knew the driving thing.
See I knew all that but Laura doesn't. So she is going to be mixing up a lot of pop culture referances in future diary entries. She is funny that way.
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