Aunt Lily cast around for some way to get Uncle Herman to be interested in her sexually. You see ever since we stated doing it he had not laid a finger on her. She tried everything. Aphrodisiacs. Sexy lingerie. Weird positions. Toys.
There was only one time that she got a rise out of him. She fashioned a butt plug from a railroad tie. It kept him interested for a while.
But she lost him. In the end. So to speak.
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
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Uncle Herman used to tie one on so now and again. Allen Ginsburg did the same with broomsticks. I think Castro kicked him out of Cuba for that one, IIRC.
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