Natasha never could quite get over the fact that her two costars were not interested in her sexually. She only had her sexuality to offer. Or at least that is what she thought.
You see she had a lot of trouble with the language. She had originally appeared in Russian cartoons. She was a child star who got her start because she was molested by Sergei Eisenstein in a pool when he was supposed to be taking photos of her for a children's book. So sex and employment were always intrinsically linked in her mind.
Her first bit in Hollywood was in a lesbian loop with Betty Boop and some bestiality porn with Deputy Dog. She really had to work on that droopy mutt to get him up. Nothing was as frustrating as these ridiculous Moose and Squirrels.
They would have to die!
(Jay Ward and Alex Anderson, Rocky and Bullwinkle, E True Hollywood Story)
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Martinis made it possible
This is going to be a continuing series?
It is already a series. Just follow the tags.
One of those Bully and Rockwinkle posts has 62 comments!
Good times.
It seems that a lot of people have moved on.
Which is fine. I got a bunch of comments when I was fighting with the evil blogger lady. I enjoy blogging a whole lot more now that people like her and Larry and Inga and Titus and Crack are out of my life.
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