Instant Replay- The Unedited Version

The team celebrated today because we won our first game. We kicked the Lions ass. Which isn't that hard to do. They were never really any good. Their defense sucks and Mitt Plum just was a loser. Everyone knows anybody named Mitt is a loser. They should have went with Earl Morrall but the coach didn't like him very much.

So we all celebrated the way we like to do when we win a big game.  "The Golden Boy" convinced a couple of rookies to take a whirlpool with him. Willie Davis snorted some coke. Max and Boyd drank some white lighting and burned a little cross in Elijah Pitts locker.

Oh and  Coach put on his tight stretch pants and stood next to Jim Taylor when he wasn't wearing any underwear.

We all have our rituals.
(Instant Replay- The Unedited Edition, Jerry Kramer & Dick Schaap Random House 1968)