Fiver: There's something very queer about the warren this evening
Hazel: Is it dangerous?
Fiver: It's not exactly danger, it's... oh, I don't know. Something oppressive... like thunder.
Hazel: I feel it too. The lady in the cottage seems very angry. She is cursing and yelling and throwing wine bottles out of the window
Bigwig: Well I think the lady has really become very mean. She has taken all of the carrots out of the garden patch. And she is not even eating them.
Fiver: Really, then what is she doing with them?
Bigwig: Every night she peels one and sticks it between her legs. Back and forth. And she moans an awful lot. And calls out.
Hazel: Who does she call out for?
Bigwig: I don't really know. What is a Bissage?
Hazel: I don't know.
Fiver: Me either.
Bigwig: Well whoever he is he seems to be wonderful.
Hazel: What a waste of good carrots.
(Watership Down, 1972)
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Yeah, lol. On the outside, laughing...
Delilah Fitzgerald: Are you still goin' to kill those men?
Will Munny: I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
Delilah Fitzgerald: Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
Will Munny: What?
Delilah Fitzgerald: You know, free ones.
[Will looks confused]
Delilah Fitzgerald: Alice and Silky been givin' them free ones. Would you like a free one?
Will Munny: I reckon not.
Delilah Fitzgerald: [Misunderstanding Will] I didn't mean with me. Alice and Silky would be glad to give you one.
Will Munny: I meant I didn't want a free one with Alice or Silky. Because of my wife back home. I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you.
Best evah.
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