Thursday, December 18, 2008

The UPS guy is late again today.


The UPS guy is late again today. He said he had to do something with his wife! WTF? I need my deliveries man so I can tag them and get them on the floor for when people come after work.


Now is the time we start making up "a boost" which is Italian for present or tip. You have to tip the UPS, FEDEX, US Mail Lady, garbage guys and everyone else you deal with at this time of year. It is only right. But don't screw me this time of year dude.


And he really doesn't have an excuse. He isn't the King of Queens!


He lives in fucking Staten Island.

10 comments:

Meade said...

Where is Saten island? Is that anywhere near Yonkers?

Trooper York said...

No it is the island directly due South of Brooklyn. Yonkers is in the North on the border of the Bronx. They are allmost directly opposite ends of the city.

Anonymous said...

Judging by his photo, He was probably getting his hormone shots.

blake said...

This reminds me of the time I ran into Leah Rimini on the beach....

Meade said...

That does it. Trooper, ban his ass.

blake said...

But then I'll never be able to tell about the time I ran into Leah Rimini in my bedroom!

Trooper York said...

You know I was starting to get worried that my blog will not be safe for work. But now I am sure that you guys aren't going to let anybody see you reading it.

That's very liberating.

Meade said...

I'm a sex worker. This stuff ain't nothin.

blake said...

Does a pity gigolo count as a "sex worker"?

Meade said...

Hey man, I like to play as hard as I work.